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Song Parodies -> "Veins"

Original Song Title:

"Pain"

Original Performer:

Paul Hester

Parody Song Title:

"Veins"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

In case you don't know who Paul Hester was, he was the original drummer of Crowded House from 1986-1993. He committed suicide in 2005, after a short beginning of a solo career and a ditched solo album as a result of his death. This is a Halloween/horror film-related parody of one of the few songs that were released. And a tribute to the humourous, talented man he was. Here is the OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhmJ30ngmo
A capella: The quest is strong
Spoken: (Dracula voice) Ah, ah.

**Harmonica & guitar intro**
Veins, let me bite you
Right here, right now
C'mon into my place

Veins, let me down you
I'll suck them out
Eat them in my starved craze
Don't throw garlic at my face
Eat your veins

Veins
Veins, I will wolf you
Gulp your blood out
Like copper that my mouth tastes
I'll take you back to my place, suck your veins


Not baked or fried
No need to fight, I want the veins attached to their bodies
I eat those of many people
With the lights dimmed, us together
Feed I will try for my droolin' body
I bite into all these people
Veins!
Veins!

The blood I want, the blood I want
It's the blood I need, to pad myself up
See, my night time vision
The quest is strong
Cos It's the blood I need, to pad my self up
See it in night time vision
Ah!

Veins! Veins!
With the lights dimmed, us together
Feed I will try for my droolin' body
I'll bite into all these people

I'll suck blood from all these people
Veins, veins
I'll bite them out

Veins, let me down you
I'll suck them out
Suck blood in my starved craze
Veins
Veins, let me suck you
Blood here, blood now
Don't throw garlic at my face
Suck blood in my starved craze
All those veins!
Hope you enjoyed (in the spirit of Halloween coming this month). Ahh, ahh, ahh! I vill suck ya blood! ;) Forgive me if the pacing is off. This song was difficult to parody. PS the "ah, ah, ah" is supposed to mimic Dracula's laugh ;) :P Enjoy!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 9

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vAnn - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
save some blood for me if you can.
Annie - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
lol

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