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Song Parodies -> "Last Dessert"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Dessert"

Parody Written by:

Trista314

The Lyrics

cut my pie into pieces
this is my last dessert
suffocation
no breathing
dont give a f*** if my arteries are clogging

this is my last dessert

cut my pie into pieces
ive reached my last dessert, suffocation, no breathing
don't give a f*** if my arteries are clogging
I don't care If i've never gone jogging

would it be wrong would it be right?
If I took another bite
Chances are that I might
Take my fat feet out of sight
Cuz I can't see past my belly!

I'm losing the sight
Of my feet
Wish somebody would tell me to eat
Losing the sight
Of my feet
Wish somebody would tell me to eat

I finally realize I am far from thin
Now it is too late,
I'm on a diet again
Hungry
Feeding on cheetos and living in Gin
Alchoholic where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
I ate her right up
Along with my brother.
Searching
to find some good food at a cheaper price
Finding
Nothing but canned food and rice

I'm losing the sight
Of my feet
Wish somebody would tell me to eat
Losing the sight
Of my feet
Wish somebody would tell me to eat

Nothing's allright
I'm out of pie
I'm runing and I'm crying
I'm running and I'm dying
I'm dying
I'm dying
I CANT GO ON EATING THIS WAY
Can't go on
Eating this way
I am out of
PIE!!!!!!!!!

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