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Song Parodies -> "Diet Song"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Diet Song"

Parody Written by:

Pein

The Lyrics

DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND NO ONE
Cut my steak into pieces
This is my plastic fork
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I get diabetes

This is my plastic fork

Cut my steak into pieces
I've reached my last fork
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I get diabetes
Do you even care if I die shitting
Who did me wrong
Who did me right
If I took my diet pills tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating obesity

'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry
Feeding on pies
And living in
Downward spiral where do I begin
It all started when I lost my chicken
No love for myself
And no love for another
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me in fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying

I can't go on living this way

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Who did me wrong
Who did me right
If I took my life tonight
Chances are dynamite
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide

'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying

I can't go on living this way
Can't go on
Living this way
Nothing's alright

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Wendy Christopher - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Ummm, well.. I don't find it 'offensive'.... I'd just feel pretty guilty about finding it funny! I sincerely hope it's not from personal experience - or that if it is, writing this has provided some sort of cathartic therapy for you (and I truly mean that in a caring way.)

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