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Song Parodies -> "Haha, I'll Steal Her Too"

Original Song Title:

"Scars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Haha, I'll Steal Her Too"

Parody Written by:

Craig Sparks

The Lyrics

I stole your last girlfriend, I’ll steal your next one,
I did her twice but I care too much,
And the life you gave me makes the past seem s***
I’ll steal your next girlfriend for the thrill.

I’ll take her in the night
And I’ll take her to my room
Get her pissed then I’ll show her fun
Why don’t you just give up,
‘Cause you can’t take all this pain
And I’ll just do it all again
You’re getting so insane
All I can say is

I stole your last girlfriend, I’ll steal your next one,
I did her twice but I care too much,
And the life you gave me makes the past seem s***
I’ll steal your next girlfriend for the thrill.

I drove her to her house,
We kissed and she said goodnight,
You know you’re going down
Did you never realise?
I’ll get her from your doorstep
Then I’ll offer her my hand,
Compassion’s all I got left,
Tonight we’re gonna dance

I stole your last girlfriend, I’ll steal your next one,
I did her twice but I care too much,
And the life you gave me makes the past seem s***
I’ll steal your next girlfriend for the thrill.

I took her in the night
And I took her to my room
I know I should’ve asked you first
I should have just gave up
I tried to get her from your doorstep
And I tried to grab her hand
She is still your girlfriend,
I just didn’t understand (I just didn’t understand)

GO F*** YOURSELF

Why don’t you just f*** yourself
Well now you can say you won,
Well I guess I just have to move on with my own life

Why don’t you just f*** yourself
Well now you can say you won,
Well I guess I just have to move on with my own life

I stole your last girlfriend, I’ll steal your next one,
I did her twice but I care too much,
And the life you gave me makes the past seem s***
I’ll steal your next girlfriend for the thrill.

I stole your last girlfriend, I’ll steal your next one,
I did her twice but I care too much,
And the life you gave me makes the past seem s***
I’ll steal your next girlfriend for the thrill.

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Craig - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
If you think this parody is a load of crap please don't be too harsh
Craig - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Can you please comment and rate

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