Cut my cake into pieces
Today is my birthday
where the hell are my presents?
Let it be tight
This is my special day

Today is my birthday

Cut my cake into pieces
Today is my birthday
where the hell are my presents?
Let it be tight
This is my special day
Do you even care
i just got older

let have a party
bring in the booze
let get drunk and get high
and dance to the music
let's have a real band
And i want to be able to dance to the beats

Cause today is my birthday,
it's my birthday,
cause it's my birthday
it's my birthday,
it's my birthday,
This is what i would like to get

get me a valvo
a girl in my bed
New york shopping spree
And a first class trip to
California and New york city
i want a plasma t.v
give me a year worth of fresh beer
and a new ipod
give me a new sidekick
i want to be spoiled like the dumb stupid
whores on that show my super sweet sixteen

Cause today is my birthday,
it's my birthday,
cause it's my birthday
it's my birthday,
it's my birthday,
Cause today is my birthday,

get me what i want
it's my birthday
this will be my best
my birthday(x4)

just give me the stuff that i need

Cut my cake into pieces
Today is my birthday
where the hell are my presents?
Let it be tight
This is my special day
let have a party
bring in the booze
let get drunk and get high
and dance to the music
let's have a real band
And i want to be able to dance to the beats

Cause today is my birthday,
it's my birthday,
cause it's my birthday
it's my birthday,
it's my birthday,
Cause today is my birthday,

it's my birthday
it's my birthday

just get me what i want

so where the hell are my presents

it's my birthday
where's the presents?
my birthday...yeah!