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Song Parodies -> "Child Support"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Child Support"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm B-A-C-K. Sorry it has taken me so long to get another song out there but I've been tied up. I'm working on a few more at the moment, but this one is one of my favorites... and is oh so true. Please leave your comments on this one for me. Thank you very much and Have A Nice Day! :-)
My paycheck it decreases because of Child Support
Much frustration from one fling
Feel like a schmuck should have stuck with inbreeding

I scrape by, Child Support

My flat broke state increases no thanks to Child Support
Obligation, this whole thing
All this ill luck has my hair line receding
Got torn up at the legal proceeding
Work all day long, Work through the night
Has me feeling quite contrite, went bankrupt overnight
Masturbations come to light and I find I'm hating civic pride

Now I'm boozing all night while on the grind
Owe on my personal credit line
Things are so tight, falling behind
Eighteen years of this moolah is thine

I didn't realize what I was getting in
Till it was too late, now I'm a washed up has been
Hungry, living off cheetohs supporting my kin
Credit cards null means no more chargin'
Just nine months after I did your mother
Can't support myself let alone another
Working three jobs has left my appearance dishevel
Finding Collections has many levels

Still my finances are tight I'm in a bind
Bank account shows a large minus sign
Try as I might I'm still behind
Generic now means top of the line

Brimming with spite, nada is mine
It's stunning I'm complying
I'm trying, I'm trying
I'm trying, I'm trying

House ... has ... been ... repoed ... to ... my ... dismay

My paycheck still decreases, No hope for Appeals Court
Medication my life ring
Life's run amuck got no chance of succeeding

I scrape along, try as I might
Been working every night, with still no end in sight
Survivals one tough fight with State Supreme Court I must abide

Poverty at it's height, feeling inclined
To rob a bank but wont, I'll just whine
There is no light, none I can find
In eighteen years my checks will be mine

Working tonight, I can't resign
Exhausted still complying

MY ... CAR ... WAS ... JUST ... TOWED ... A ... WAY

Mind is gone ... What can I say?
Feeling contrite!
The End.

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Jonathan S. - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Let me be the first to congragulate you on pulling off keeping the pace of the original with aplomb! 544
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