Eating away a Burger

At dinnertime you say that you enjoy greens
And your soybeans
And my stomach knows what that means
See I could really use some real food
So please get on it
Cuz this stuff makes me want to vomit

Chorus 1:
Get something good to eat
It's such a tasty treat
You want to find me I'll be
Eating away a Burger
Make me a Whopper please
Make mine with extra cheese
Forget your salad bar I'm
Eating away a Burger

Your doctor put you on this brand new diet
Said you should try it
The benefits can't be ignored
You tell me all these things that make it good for you
Well that might be true
But you know it tastes like cardboard

Chorus 2:
It makes my life complete
Two Buns, a slab of meat
This is my midnight snack I'm
Eating away a burger
Go on and supersize
Give me a side of fries
No you can't have a bite I'm
Eating away a burger

Don't want to hear your grief
Give me a chunk of beef
Just keep em comin' I'll be
Eating away a burger
I'll have a heart attack
But now I can't look back
Put down my cause of death as
Eating away a burger