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Song Parodies -> "A Pig's Life"

Original Song Title:

"Binge"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"A Pig's Life"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

Sadly, in the real world, most pigs don't have a kindly magical spider that will save the day like Wibur had in Charlotte (Charlotte's Web).
I will tell you now
the life of a sow...

All he gives me is slop scraps
and he sure ain't my friend, no
I wallow in my mud
I know tomorrow could be the end
Yeah, my life is crappy
I wish that I could just live, oh...
But I've lost all my friends, they're now sausage and bacon

He'll say
"Come heah, ya ol' pig
its time fer slaughter now, then to the ol' smokehouse
its yer turn, don't try to fight
its time fer slaughter now, git ova heah, ya ol' sow"

Yeah, that farmer, he scares me
the f*cker's got evil plans, yeah
'Cause I've lost all my friends, they're now sausage and bacon

When he says
"Come heah, ya ol' pig
its time fer slaughter now, then to the ol' smokehouse
its yer turn, don't try to fight
its time fer slaughter now, git ova heah, ya ol' sow"

oiiiiiinnnnnkkkkk

He's walking this way now, I wish he'd drop dead now
just put that hatchet down...it sucks to be a piiiiiiiiiiiiiig!!!

"Come heah, ya ol' pig
its time fer slaughter now, then to the ol' smokehouse
its yer turn, don't try to fight
its time fer slaughter now, git ova heah ya ol' sow"

Oink!
I am just a pig
I wish this would change
This asshole's deranged
I'm just a pig!

I wish this would change
Charlotte, come my way
come and save this pig
come save this piiiiiiiiiig!!!!!

Oink! Oink!



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AFW - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite unique....this definitely brings home the bacon...five strips
Billy Boyd - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe...Thanks AFW. I apreciate it.

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