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Song Parodies -> "Chips"

Original Song Title:

"Scars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Chips"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

I tear the bag open,
and my face, I stuff
my weakness is
that I eat too much
And these chips remind me
that my obesity's real
I tear each bag open
I can't get filled

I'm puffed up and really round
and I'm always alone
No one ever comes around
it's just me here at home
But at least, I got my Lays
and I don't need a whole lot else
'Cept maybe, just a couple Pepsi's
all i can say is...

I tear the bag open
and my face, I stuff
My weakness is
that I eat too much
My stretch marks remind me
that my obesity's real
I tear each bag open
I can't get filled

I was healthy once
against my own advice
but girls still said I'm ugly
so, why the heck should I even try
Now, when you touch my food
I will slap your hand
Gluttony's in my nature
only fat peeps understand

I tear the bag open
and my face, I stuff
My weakness is
that I eat too much
My stretch marks remind me
that my obesity's real
I tear each bag open
I can't get filled

I'm puffed up and really round
and though, I like it here alone
the pizza man oughta come around
Where the heck is my phone?
It'll take 30 minutes? That's a long time. Damn!
But til then, I got my chips here
only fat peeps understand (only fat peeps understand!)
NO ONE. CAN EAT. JUST ONE!!!!

No one can eat just one
but at least I can say I tried
A long, long time ago
Well, no, that is just a lie

No one can eat just one
but at least I can say I tried
A long, long time ago
Well, no, that is just a lie!

I tear the bag open
and my face, I stuff
My weakness is
that I eat too much
My stretch marks remind me
that my obesity's real
I tear each bag open
I can't get filled (X2)

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Petey Pablo - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job 555
AFW - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
From the title, I thought it might be about the old motorcycle cop TV show...,.but I like food parodies...I couldn't just read this once...I had to keep reading and reading...
Billy Boyd - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Petey and AFW.
Alyssa - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is really funny, and the pacing's great
Billy Boyd - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alyssa

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