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Song Parodies -> "Last Resort:The Arcade Game"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Resort:The Arcade Game"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This song mentions a 1992 shoot 'em up arcade game called Last Resort.
This arcade game is awesome
This game's called Last Resort
A spaceship you're controlling
With a pod by its side that's following

This game's called Last Resort

This arcade game is awesome
If you hold down button B your pod loses freedom
The A button's used to shoot
If you hold it down,your pod is charging up
For those who want Pulstar
But cannot find it,no matter where you are
Such an arcade superstar
And nothing is what you bar

For those who want Pulstar but can't handle the challenge
This arcade game is somewhat unbalanced
Those who want Pulstar but can't handle the challenge
This arcade game's poor and unbalanced

Play Blazing Star for some button mashing
And Pulstar's worth a bashful bashing,you know
Pulstar's released in 1995
I almost forgot,three years to arrive

Blazing Star's from 1998
Another arcade game you love to hate
And Last Resort's from 1992
I really know it's true

For those who hated R-Type and Gradius
Let's go play Fatal Fury with us
Those who hated R-Type and Gradius
Let's go play Fatal Fury with us
No more R-Type,no more Gradius
These arcade games are boring

They're boring,so boring,they're boring,so boring

So...this...is...the...best...ar...cade...game...

This arcade game is awesome
This game's called Last Resort
A spaceship you're controlling
With a pod by its side that's following

For those who hated Pulstar
As well as the sequel called Blazing Star
No matter where you are
You're such an arcade superstar

For those who hated R-Type and Gradius
Let's go play Fatal Fury with us
Those who hated R-Type and Gradius
Let's go play Fatal Fury with us
No more R-Type,no more Gradius
These arcade games are boring

This...is...not...the...game...that...we...hate

Quarter munchers
Hitting the streets
Last Resort's all...
Right!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Silver Power - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
well, I wasn't really sure that the pacing was that great, but it was funny, and I remember that game. I like this song, but pacing could use a little work, but not too much. 3,5,4.

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