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Song Parodies -> "Tiger Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Fireflies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Owl City

Parody Song Title:

"Tiger Lies"

Parody Written by:

The P.A.K

The Lyrics

This isn't meant to be mean Woods Fans!!!!!!! Hope you like this!
You would not believe your eyes
If you knew that Tiger lied
To his girlfriend as she fell asleep
‘Cause if she knew she would care
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd know it‘s true, but he
Would just stand and stare.

He’d like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep,
‘Cause everything is never as it seems.

‘Cause he'd get a thousand hugs
From many girls at night clubs
Before they tried to ask him to dance
The music pounds in his head,
His cell rings beneath his bed,
Her patience is just hanging by a thread.

He'd like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep,
‘Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When she falls asleep.)

Left her door open just a crack.
(Please hurry up and get back here!)
‘Cause she feels like such an insomniac.
(Please hurry up and get back here.)
Why does she tire with enough sleep?
(Please hurry up and get back here!)
And she’s far too angry to fall asleep
‘Cause she knows that Tiger lied.
She’s dumb, ‘cause she hates good guys
She got misty eyes as he said farewell.
But he'll know where all the girls are
Because he knows they’re not that smart
‘Cause he‘ll see a few,
And he‘ll meet them at the bar.

He'd like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep,
‘Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When she falls asleep.)

He'd like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep
Because her dreams are bursting at the seams.
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Christie Marie M - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, P.A.K! I'm starting to like this OS a lot more. I heard it occasionally on the radio. Oh, great trib on Tiger Woods. This is one tiger that's escaped from the zoo...mating season! Loved it! And I've enjoyed this parody a whole lot! 555.
The P.A.K's official song writer - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Aww! Thanks! I just heard about the golf-club-smashed-window-by-girlfriend-inncident and thought this would be a good parody. Thanks so much for commenting!
Official guitarist/ exetera - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, thx for the comments, but your not done! We could still use some help with our song writing. We could use funny or sad or strange ideas, sent in by you, the public. email me @ gg.peachpie@gmail.com and remember to check out our other hits!
The P.A.K's official song writer - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Yep yeps! In fact, our guitarist has also created her own account. If you like this song that I wrote and you want me to make one of your ideas a parody or you just want to contact me personally, email me at ponyncl@aol.com
The P.A.K's offical Blondie - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Tiger is a back stabbn' two time jerk-bascer
The P.A.K's official song writer - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes, duh. That is why I made the song, girly.

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