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Song Parodies -> "Traffic Wont Move"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Move"

Original Performer:

Outkast & Sleepy Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Traffic Wont Move"

Parody Written by:

Krazy Kent

The Lyrics

Honk Honk Honk

Im just sitting here
Scratching my butt
So much time to kill
Traffics at a stand still
Not moving not at all
And it’s lunch time so im really hungary
I could go for a big mac, or just a little snack
GROWL GROWL GROWL
I wish this traffic would get moving
I got snot coming out of my face
Cuz I’ve been sitting in the same old place
This is all really boring so lets turn on the radio
There aint nothing on except the mike and mike talk show
Oh my god this has to be a joke
I cant believe the traffic light is broke
You know im getting irritated don’t forget im real frustrated
You know im getting irritated don’t forget im real frustrated

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The whole line is silent
Except the guy in front of me
Turns left turns right
I think he’s gotta go pee
Traffics so backed up
Its bumper to bumper
Im just sitting here in my old Toyota clunker
Behind me there is a Ford
Im just tapping my fingers on the dashboard
Then he honks his horn
And he scares me half to death right out of my shorts
Then my boss calls me on my cell phone
I can hear him yelling screaming
Asking where the hell I’ve been
I tell him I’ve been stuck in some traffic
I take a deep breath and exhale
The only day the traffic light has ever failed
And everybody in the line is mean
O look the light just turned from red to green
Lets go

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