-> "The Fainter"
Original Song Title:
"The Painter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Fainter"
The Lyrics
If I were a fainter
Losing my balance
How could I ever look right into your eyes?
The grass of this garden
Probably won't break my fall, break my fall.
And girl it's all getting blurry
Everything's spinning.
I just can't stop,
I should have eaten some lunch
Your pasta looks so good
But I had no time
And now I'm feeling faint again.
So I'll try and find somewhere to sit before I fall on you
Find the words to warn you so you can say adieu.
Try to fall real quietly so I won't make a scene.
And then, when the crowd has all gone
I'll eat a ton of croissants.
Oh girl
I know I should eat soon
Even a teaspoon
Something to make sure I could stand the whole night.
But as soon as I see you
I lose all appetite
And then can't spend more than an hour upright!
So I'll try and find somewhere to sit before I fall on you
Find the words to warn you so you can say adieu.
Try to fall real quietly so I won't make a scene.
And then, when the crowd has all gone
I'll eat a ton of croissants.
I know it's my fault
I know I should eat
But baby it's just to hard cause
My microwave is broken again.
Repeat Chorus
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