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Song Parodies -> "Two Are One"

Original Song Title:

"Still The One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Orleans

Parody Song Title:

"Two Are One"

Parody Written by:

Jessy Packs

The Lyrics

they've been together since way back when,
sometimes i even think one's an evil twin.
but i'd sure like to know, as it seems appears,
if there is one whisperin' in the other's ear.

You Two Just One? You Want To Play With Our Heads?
Both Just One, Your Ego's Fed.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

we score and pace you every way,
and then i saw it just the other day.
a writer came, and just wanted to know,
if jessy leppert was a jo or joe.

Too Quick The Lines That MP Drafts,
Both Same One Or Your Better Half.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

Are You Two One? I May Be wrong,
Not Billed As One Writing Up Your Songs.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

changing yourself a ruse you sold,
on yourself you have told, ain't it true.

Are You Two One? You're Way Too Much,
Think You're One, Gonna Call Your Bluff
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

You Two Are One, As You Scratch You Switch,
Two As One, Now Which Is Which?
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

You're Not Billed As One, I Have No Doubt,
Two For One, You Love To Tout.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jared - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Not sure if this song is supposed to insinuate this or not, but I can stroungly confirm that I am neither Merry nor Pippin, and certainly am not botth. I ama ware fo their true idnetities, but have pledged ntot to tell. If you weren't saying that, then why was I mentioned int his parody abiut Merry & Pippuin, for a competely unrealted incident?
Jessy Packs - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't think the MP reference in this parody means Merry & Pippin.
Jessy Leppert - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm The True Jessy Of Amiright, And I'm A Man.
Jared - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh, so was this a reference to Jessy's decision to post in the guise of Cara? I'd noticed that too...what does the MP mean then?
Jessy Packs - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Has nothing to do with Cara. MP is the key to the mystery. Check the amiright author's page for a hint.
Paul Robinson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm too tired to try and figure out who this might be about, but it's got some clever word-play in it...5's...
Jared - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
MP= Michael Pacholek? Two as one= Jessy being more than one author? not billed as one= Hound dogs beig plural? Jessy Packs= Jessy Caps and/or Pacholek? Capitaliaztion= Jessy going from everything capytlaized to nothing capitalized? Did I solcve the mystery?
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah! if you truly want to solve the mystery my friend, first you must allow the mystery........to solve you...(mmm)
(just been watching Mystery Men again, and am still dazzled by "The Sphinx")
Jessy Packs - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Jared - You have some right and some wrong. I guess the parody is too vague for the intended message to be realized. For such a smart bunch of people that appear to be out here I guess a little mystery does not trip the triggers of most. I will leave you all to wonder about this then.

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