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Song Parodies -> "Two-For-Two-Dollar Fries v1"

Original Song Title:

"Apologize"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

OneRepublic

Parody Song Title:

"Two-For-Two-Dollar Fries v1"

Parody Written by:

Incompetentia

The Lyrics

Version 1 of 2. Few enough lyrics changed that I could get sued for trying to sell this, but I think it's better than the final version I ended up with.
I'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
I'm hearin what you say
But I just can't make a sound

You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down, but wait
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say...

There were 2 for fries, and you ate
I need those 2 for fries, but you ate

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothing new

I loved you with a fire red
Now it's turning blue
And you say
"Sorry" like the angel
heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid

There were 2 for fries, and you ate
I need those 2 for fries, but you ate

Bridge (guitar/piano)

There were 2 for fries, and you ate
I need those 2 for fries, but you ate

There were 2 for fries, and you ate
I need those 2 for fries, but you ate
I'm holdin on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground
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