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Song Parodies -> "Zirconium"

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ft. Timbaland. I'm sure this has happened before... Not to me... but to some other completely unrelated third party whom I have no knowledge of and... I'm just gonna stop now.
Intro: Oh, oh, no…
Oh, oh, no…

Verse 1: I’m in love with girl
Got me floating off the ground
And I’m hearin’ all she says
Can’t afford to propose now (huh…)
Was groc’ry shopping one day
A man sold me a ring he found
Oh yay!
I’ll tell my girl I’m sorry
Didn’t know I had been clowned

Chorus: That it’s cubic zirconium
Not diamonds!
I said it’s cubic zirconium
Bad timin’! (uh)

Verse 2: Give me another chance
Get a ring, go to Kay for you
I need a little cash for this ring
Sold kidneys too (ooooooh)
I promise it’s no plastic ring
But it’s up to you
And you say…
“Sorry, hon you got duped”
I don’t know what I can do
And I’m afraid!

Chorus: It’s cubic zirconium
Not cubic!
I said it’s cubic zirconium!
I ruined!

[Instrumental Break]

Chorus: Hate cubic zirconium!
I hate it!
I said why make cubic zirconium
Don’t make it!

Chorus: I said I hate cubic zirconium!
I said just lose cubic zirconium!

Outro: I’m in love with you girl
Don’t let this ring get you down
September 15, 2011.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Porfle Popnecker - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
You sold both kidneys? You're supposed to keep one! Good parody.
D-Mon - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
What!!! LOL!
Macaroni Man - September 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Well now due to curiosity I looked it up and know what cubic zirconia is now. Learn something new everyday
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
The rock was fake, the humor here isn't!
Mark Scotti - October 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) The zirconia was fake, but the votes are real..555 carrots..
Blaydeman - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) "If you like it, then you should a put a ring on it" but I guess the ring should be real huh? LOL! So funny, definitely a step up from your more recent stuff. The D-Mon is back!!!!!
Abbott Skelding - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work! Now whenever I propose to my girlfriend, I'll make sure to not buy a ring from some random guy in a grocery store! haha, nice job!
bobpiecheese - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good thing she said "sorry, hon" instead of just throwing your arse out. That'd really suck. A few of the lines were a bit weird and out-of-place to me, but otherwise this was a solid parody. 555
Matthias - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Could be worse. It could be one of those plastic rings from the machine in the grocery store.
Below Average Dave - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment
This original is a personal favorite, it doesn't really easily lend itself to parody. Your idea was solid (no pun intended) and I love bringing Zirconium into a parody, but despite the title it was fairly predictable where it was going, still solidly written. . .and on the funny side.

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