-> "Zirconium"
Original Song Title:
"Apologize"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Zirconium"
The Lyrics
Intro: Oh, oh, no…
Oh, oh, no…
Verse 1: I’m in love with girl
Got me floating off the ground
And I’m hearin’ all she says
Can’t afford to propose now (huh…)
Was groc’ry shopping one day
A man sold me a ring he found
Oh yay!
I’ll tell my girl I’m sorry
Didn’t know I had been clowned
Today
Chorus: That it’s cubic zirconium
Not diamonds!
I said it’s cubic zirconium
Bad timin’! (uh)
No…
Verse 2: Give me another chance
Get a ring, go to Kay for you
I need a little cash for this ring
Sold kidneys too (ooooooh)
I promise it’s no plastic ring
But it’s up to you
And you say…
“Sorry, hon you got duped”
I don’t know what I can do
And I’m afraid!
Chorus: It’s cubic zirconium
Not cubic!
I said it’s cubic zirconium!
I ruined!
Whoa!!!!!!
[Instrumental Break]
Chorus: Hate cubic zirconium!
I hate it!
I said why make cubic zirconium
Don’t make it!
Chorus: I said I hate cubic zirconium!
Nooooooo!
I said just lose cubic zirconium!
Gooooooo!
Outro: I’m in love with you girl
Don’t let this ring get you down
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