-> "Geek in the Hood"
Original Song Title:
"Harry Potter in the Hood"
Original Performer:
O Movies
Parody Song Title:
"Geek in the Hood"
The Lyrics
I'm a geek named Terrance, a visor on my head
Now I'm hacking in some forums, earning admin net cred
In the chat room yeah I be talking with the hotties
I live with my mom, and I be going on 40
Runescape is the game, I like to play til it's late
Curb crawling in Varrock, tryna get me a date
I got the dragon armour, and it make me feel sturdy
When I level up, to one hundred and thirty.
I signed up myself onto Partner Seekers.
No more cups so drinking coffee out of beakers
You don't know HTML, you ain't no man
I pop a cap in half life, when I play you on LAN
I edit Wiki -P
to the E
to the D
to the I
to the A
Yes so now you see
He's a total geek
and he loves Sex in the City
don't disturb him while he is
“Playing with my new MIDI”
With my pants pulled up high, and my braces slung low
My fanny pack, combed over hair, no wonder I'm alone
At conventions in my new DnD members cloak
And I be role playing you ass, cos your mage is a joke
I can write some code, for whatever you need
Yeah and I be skipping work playing Halo 3
The jocks they all see me as a funny scent
But I can rap in Klingon like 50 Cent
The sun can give my skin a bad reaction
And so I hide from the Sol like Michael Jackson
I drink a lot of coffee, while I'm on the net a browsin'
Searching on Ebay for an Atari 2000
Cos I love Atari
to the 2
to the 0
to the 0
to the 0
it's retro you see
He's a total geek
and he loves Sex in the City
don't disturb him while he is
“Playing Xbox 360”
I be UNREAL while I'm playing TOURNAMENT
While I'm putting Angry German Boy through torment
I be pwning noobies, I don't tolerate noobies
I asked some girl on Second Life to show me her boobies
I be changing my shirt, my cuff links and my tie
My homies coming over and I got to look fly
The true geek is judged by his RAM not his ROM
We be playing Dungeons, I got to be aplomb
People avoid me, I've a Star Trek Shrine
My PC never lags when I play online
Two drives for CDs, 1 drive DVD's
12 Gig of Anime for making AMV's
Wallpaper Saurons Eye, and everyone assumes
That I like flying high, cos I have Harry's broom
But I like Billy G
to the A
to the T
to the E
to the S
Bill Gates you see
He's a total geek
and he loves Sex in the City
don't disturb him while he is
“Changing Vista from XP”
In the hood, in the hood, doing IT in the hood
He uses computer skills for the for forces of good
He eradicates bugs yeah, he watches some porn
I got a little... on my new keyboard
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