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Song Parodies -> "A Real Noob"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Real Noob"

Parody Written by:

Master Salad

The Lyrics

I think we all know this is about Counter-Strike and it's growing underwold cult of "n00bs". He he he....
Give me cover, teammates! Hell no, hell no!
Give me cover, teammates! Hell no, hell no!
Give me cover, teammates! Hell no, hell no!
All the elites say he's pretty screwed, he's a real n00b.

Sniper to the face, easy target, fun to chase.

Y'know you're truly doomed when,
It's him who's got the bomb.
He'll run around in circles
Until someone picks him off.
His weapon is a knife "cause
He don't know how to shop,
He gets one kill per level,
On a good day when he "rawks"

So he'll use grenades, and other things,
God knows how he isn't kicked out anyway.
He don't understand, the task at hand,
A waste of space, a waste of space.
He's a terrorist, but really don't get pissed,
Please just shoot him, straight off, he can't walk straight anyways,
We all hate n00bs like this so,
Blam! Blam! Bla-bla-bla-bla-blam!

"Oh my God yuo asshoel!!11!1!"
"Just die, just die!"
"Oh my God yuo asshoel!!11!1!"
"Just die, just die!"
"Oh my God yuo asshoel!!11!1!"
"Just die, just die!"

Everyone is sure we're all screwed, that complete n00b.

All servers are polluted,
With people of this kind.
But if that wasn't enough,
Then their spelling just ain't right.
With things like "pwned" and "old sk00l", "fukc" and "nob jokey"
We know,
That he's good as dead when he stops camping,
That asshole!

Go ahead complain,
If y'think he'll change.
We know that ain't gonna happen anyways.
With his great army, of freaks like he,
They're wastes of space, they're wastes of space.
Just don't let them near, the precious Kevlar gear,
And we're okay then, long as we can kill him easily,
His head pops up to check and,
Blam! Blam! Bla-bla-bla-bla-blam!

Now he's got himself a sniper,
With full ammo as well,
He took out mostly his guys,
And some of ours as well,
It's stopped being about Us,
And the stupid Terrorists,
But it's a twelve-on-one with this, this
Retarded s**t!

"LOL I pwned ur mama!"
"Take this! Take this!"
"LOL I pwned ur mama!"
"Take this! Take this!"
"LOL I pwned ur mama!"
"Take this! Take this!"

Rifle to the face, 30 bullets, to be safe.

And now we knew,
We were screwed,
Ten minutes later he came back called "UltraNoob",
And he'd been googling, or so we think,
He's using hacks, he's using hacks!
And he cannot miss, and we're completely pissed,
But he is kicked out, thanks to his out-of-control ping rate,
It's back to insanity, and,
It's back to the profanity, and,
It's back to killing mercilessly, so,
Blam! Blam! Bla-bla-bla-bla-blam!
Don't judge me...

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Chirs Kilo - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious!!!!11 You totally pwned on this par0dy haha. Good job.
PandaPerv - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHA That's genius! Yes, you royally "pwned". Props! XD
aiden gibby!!! - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
pwned lol pwned, ure par0dy thingamybob rules!!!

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