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Song Parodies -> "McNabb vs. Favre"

Original Song Title:

"S*** hits the fan"

Original Performer:

Obie Trice

Parody Song Title:

"McNabb vs. Favre"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan Williams

The Lyrics

After beating the Pack 3 times in a row, people start to ask if Donovan McNabb is better than brett Favre. Before a press conference the two veteran QB's batlle over a Dr. Dre beat
Brett Favre and Donovan McNabb battle

What you gonna do when S*** hits the fan
R U gonna stand and play like a man
Well be as tough as you say you are
or you gonna fall and go get your training staff

N*** is so built now, N*** is tall
N*** will spend thier whole life playing Football
Lifting weights in hopes for one day
being able to win the Superbowl and give the game up
Some N**** got drafted
Some just didn't
That's just the way it is
If you ain't drafted it's your skills
Some N*** will get money, but stay being the back-up
So they can warm the bench, sit comfortable, and talk tough
And that's ass backwards, cause your dollar signs will keep rolling back
And that's when extortion happens
Then you struggle to get free, I know how that s** be
N**** do anything to get to another team
But you will find if you do get in the NFL
It's best to be friends with me, than against me
N**** get behind center, and ain't even QB's
N*** get on ESPN just to diss me
That S*** don't even piss me off, I'm laughing all the way to the bank
Watching the Pro-bowl from a bentley
You N*** don't even got a ring
And you so far back on the depth chart
I don't even know who the F*** you are
Then tell you get my drink, while I'm playing
I don't even watch your tapes to know what the F*** you're saying
The Media that feeds into this feud
Tryna add fire to the fuel, this little N*** McNabb
Talking bout his team can beat me
N*** please, you can't go on Lambaeu Field and even score 3
I laugh at these magazines when they interview him
All he doing is making fake threats to me through them
And P*** you not Randall, I know him
Rand, was a real N**** you just a F*** insult to him
It's to bad, he retired before he saw you pass
because if he could see what you doing now, he'd be kicking your A***
You talking to a pioneer
who been QBing this S*** for 13 years
Who you got
I ain't even got to say it the fans know,
keeping throwing it to Pinkston, you look like an A***hole

What you gonna do when S*** hits the fan
R U gonna stand and play like a man
Well be as tough as you say you are
or you gonna fall and go get your training staff

Aiiyo why don't you increase your D
THe only D you got, is what Westbrook left under his feet
Ahman Green run yards, but it don't win a thing
all your INT's throw the games away
Yeah it's a shame you damaged your knee
could've won the game, but that's just an excuse to me
I'm trying to be as nice with my diss as possible
Just in case the Pack try to get me to challenge you
Brett I'm not challeging you, I'm hot s*** and you...
....fresh out of the hospital, still tryna throw missles
Let the doc. op. on you, he don't heal you
You back on the field
I send my Blitz D on you
You just said some hypocritical s*** you...
get sacked and crtical condition your tissue
You can have All 22 of them with you
J-Johnson D will still get you
You get sacked agian, Fumble
And ever since Culpepper beat you
I swear I see the coaching staff dissing you
All this bickering back and forth over whose better than who
Trotter pulled your skirt up, N*** you got murdered
Now take it like a man, and shake it off, Damn
Quit telling ESPN magazine your plans
How you gonna retire on top, youre fictious
You just lost in the first round to Minesota B***

What you gonna do when S*** hits the fan
R U gonna stand and play like a man
Well be as tough as you say you are
or you gonna fall and go get your training staff

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Red Ant - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, 87 asterisks in this parody ( give or take ). This is probably an Amiright record in some way. Sorry, can't vote as I DKTOS.
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my bad

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