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Song Parodies -> "Campaign Supernova"

Original Song Title:

"Champagne Supernova"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oasis

Parody Song Title:

"Campaign Supernova"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

So... Kerry goes insulting every last military person's intelligence, and then expects us to believe that he wasn't really insulting every last military person's intelligence. I guess he was for the military before he was against it or something. Maybe he took a page from Clinton's playbook. Speaking of which, we'd all like to know: did you inhale, Kerry?
Could Kerry's special needs have changed?
Could that be why he's so deranged?
Could it be Kerry's been gettin' high?
Thinks he's smarter than us all;
Acts like a loose cannon, y'all!
Think that John Kerry's been gettin' high?

You'll find Angelides
Caught beneath the landslide
In the campaign supernova from this guy.
Poor old Angelides,
Caught beneath the landslide!
Had a campaign supernova,
A campaign supernova from this guy.

Look at that dummy; wonder why
Leftards even bother to try?
We know when they say things, they're all lies!
Many veterans are galled;
Even John McCain's appalled;
Looks like John Kerry is gettin' fried!

You'll find Angelides
Caught beneath the landslide
In the campaign supernova from this guy.
Poor old Angelides,
Caught beneath the landslide!
Had a campaign supernova,
A campaign supernova--

'Cause we don't believe
That he ought to be excused
For his own words.
We know the left will always lie;
The press will always play it down;
Why do they try?
Why, why, why, why...?

Could he be smoking something strange?
Did that put Kerry through some change?
Could it be the weed that gets him high?
Thinks he speaks for all of us;
Could he be on cannibis?
Think that it's on weed he's gettin' high?

You'll find other dhimmis
Caught beneath the landslide
In the campaign supernova from this guy.
Stupid leftard dhimmis,
Caught beneath the landslide!
Had a campaign supernova,
A campaign supernova--

'Cause we don't believe
Anything that comes out
From all these dummies!
We know the left will always lie;
The press will always play it up;
Why do they try?
Why, why, why, why...?

Maybe he's not high after all;
Maybe he just drinks alcohol;
Maybe Kennedy shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
He shared his supply...
This is one more reason I'm proud to have voted for Bush over Ketchup Boy the America-Hating Leftard in 2004. Whatever Kerry's smoking (or drinking), this much is for sure: it's got him well-toasted, and he's toast. A closed mouth gathers no feet, which is why, once again, I join a great many in hoping Kerry will keep his mouth open and flapping right up to the bitter end.

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