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"Its Not Real War"

Parody Written by:

Judge Clarkie

The Lyrics

A song about the video game "call of duty 4"
Today is gonna be the day
that I'm gonna finish at the top
You may have heard I'm always coming third
& I'm sick of it its got to stop
I don't belive I've only got first place in the free for all
about twice

Backlot I got a red dot
on an M4, double tap
layed on the roof of the center building
on the ladder set a claymore trap
I don't believe that anybody
running around the map
can see me now

Then someone uses UAV to find me (had to find me)
and throws a bastard flash grenade to blind me (from behind me)
A juggernaught johhny who thinks he's hard
sneaks up and rolls the dice
& he shoots me twice

I see red (see red)
I used my last stand now he's dead (he's dead)
It's not real war
Call of duty four

Crossfire, I camped a little higher
with a barratt using deep impact
C4, planted safley at the door
my health & ammo both intact

Start to wonder who will be
number two & three
after me (Judge Clarkie)

Then someone uses UAV to find me (had to find me)
and throws a bastard flash grenade to blind me (from behind me)
A pair shotgun shirleys climb the stairs & take a chance
It's time to dance

I see red
I used my last stand now they're dead
It's not real war
Call of duty four

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