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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's High"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Down"

Original Performer:

Nonpoint

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's High"

Parody Written by:

Jericho

The Lyrics

This is a parody that I wrote in 2012 about some dude talking to a joint. I don't actually smoke, and I'm not trying to encourage anybody to do so. This was just for fun. Also, this is based on the version from SmackDown vs RAW 2008, not the album cut.
Verse 1
[Talking to the joint] Now when I grab you, I'm gonna smoke you! *Drops joint*
Pick you up again, I'm gonna smoke you!

Put you in my mouth and then light you
Then...*Inhaling smoke*

And when I drop you, that'll be the end of you, that'll be it
Then I'm gonna stomp you, time to jump ship

Because I smoke weed and I'm stupid
And if you're too close, you're gonna get high

Chorus 1
Everybody's high, everybody's high
I'm rolling a joint, rolling a joint, rolling a joint

Everybody's high, everybody's high
I mean everybody, I mean everybody's high

Everybody's high, everybody's high
I'm smoking a joint, smoking a joint, smoking a joint

Everybody's high, everybody's high
I mean every single person right now has red eyes

Verse 2
[Talking to the joint] Now when I see you, I'm gonna lick you
Pick you up and put chronic inside you

Break you so we can share you
Weed so good, I wanna marry you

Ohhhh, it's the end of you and me
It's the end of you, I'm finished with weed

I'm going to rehab because I'm crazy
And if you're too close, you're gonna get hit

Chorus 2
I'm no longer high, I'm no longer high
I'm resisting the weed, resisting the weed, resisting the weed

I'm no longer high, I'm no longer high
I mean I'm no longer, I mean I'm no longer high

I'm no longer high, I'm no longer high
I'm resisting the weed, resisting the weed, resisting the weed

I'm no longer high, I'm no longer high
I mean everybody trying to get me high can just stop

Bridge
Everybody, everybody x4
Everybody, everybody's high x8

Chorus 3
Everybody's high, everybody's high
I'm coming around, coming around, coming around

Everybody's high, everybody's high
I mean everybody, I mean everybody's high

Everybody's high, everybody's high
I'm telling the truth, resisting the weed, I'm proud of me

Everybody's high, everybody's high
I mean every single person right now is getting high

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