Song Parodies -> Rage
| Original Song Title: | "Closer" |
| Original Performer: | Nine Inch Nails |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rage" |
| Parody Written by: | Spark |
My brother, Scathe, said I should make a parody about my road rage problem (he's experienced it first-hand). So here we are. And remember kiddies: The blinker is your FRIEND...I, however, am not. Muahahaha.
You are in violation
You make me really hate you
You annoy people all around you
Damn you!
my tires had to squeal
DAMN YOU!
talking on your cell!
Damn you!
Going 112
The only thing that comforts me...
Hope you're at peace with yourself
I'm gonna hunt you like an animal
I'm gonna squish out your insides
Yeah i'm gonna hunt you like an animal!
You drive a pretty hot rod...
Make your peace with god.
You have caused my aggravation
I'll make sure you go to hell
I'll cut you off going 133
Slam on brakes quick now
watch you fly into a tree
Oopsy...
Did I piss you off?
Oopsy...
I don't drive too well?
Oopsy...
Slam on my brakes again
There off the cliff you go...
I'm gonna hunt you like an animal
I'm gonna squish out your insides
Yeah i'm gonna hunt you like an animal!
You drive a pretty hot rod...
Make your peace with god.
Weaving through traffic
Going left
then going right.
Catching up to you
You've ruined my nice drive...
You will not stay alive!
You make me really hate you
You annoy people all around you
Damn you!
my tires had to squeal
DAMN YOU!
talking on your cell!
Damn you!
Going 112
The only thing that comforts me...
Hope you're at peace with yourself
I'm gonna hunt you like an animal
I'm gonna squish out your insides
Yeah i'm gonna hunt you like an animal!
You drive a pretty hot rod...
Make your peace with god.
You have caused my aggravation
I'll make sure you go to hell
I'll cut you off going 133
Slam on brakes quick now
watch you fly into a tree
Oopsy...
Did I piss you off?
Oopsy...
I don't drive too well?
Oopsy...
Slam on my brakes again
There off the cliff you go...
I'm gonna hunt you like an animal
I'm gonna squish out your insides
Yeah i'm gonna hunt you like an animal!
You drive a pretty hot rod...
Make your peace with god.
Weaving through traffic
Going left
then going right.
Catching up to you
You've ruined my nice drive...
You will not stay alive!
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