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Song Parodies -> "I Wish I Had A Coffee"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish I Had An Angel"

Original Performer:

Nightwish

Parody Song Title:

"I Wish I Had A Coffee"

Parody Written by:

Powersymphonia

The Lyrics

Don't we all wish we had a coffee?
I Wish I Had A Coffee.

I wish I had a coffee
For one hot cup of love
I wish I had a latte
A pint.

Deep into a mug of tea
I saw an advert for new blend Nescafe
Now organic, buy one get one free
Run to the shop like never before.

Old loves they die hard
Tea leaves they die harder

I wish I had a coffee
For one hot cup of love
I wish I had your coffee
Caffeine ecstasy of fun
I’m in love with my lust
Yearning, Tetley Typhoo I must
Be burning your boxes tonight.

I’m going down, feel such a fool
Drunk and wide awake, craving red bull

Old Loves they die hard
Tea leaves the die harder

I wish I had a coffee
For one hot cup of love
I wish I had your coffee
Caffeine ecstasy of fun
I’m in love with my lust
Yearning, Tetley Typhoo I must
Be burning your boxes tonight.

Greatest Thrill
Not to be still
But to stay up all the night
Hypocrite
This has to end
Thirteenth cup that betrayed me with a lousy taste.

Last swag, first sip
Your touch, my bliss
Addiction always comes with dark thoughts

Old loves they die hard
Tea leaves the die harder

I wish I had a coffee
For one hot cup of love
I wish I had your coffee
Caffeine ecstasy of fun
I’m in love with my lust
Yearning, Tetley Typhoo I must
Be burning your boxes tonight.



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