Song Parodies -> A Pedophile
| Original Song Title: | "Your Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | Nico |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Pedophile" |
| Parody Written by: | Nick Boos |
funny helarious good pacing
A Pedophile
I love the children
I love there hair
I did children
At the age of 34
Her mother was on the subway
She was holding her hand
I won't lose them
Search all night
"Cause I've got a plan
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
Her name was Grace
I she didn't leave a trace
I'm happy with what I do
"Cause my love for kids is true
Yeah, my second try
Was not as fine
The mom saw from my face
That I like
Infantile
And,
I'll make sure that I see her again
Because she had a daughter that wasn't older than ten
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
She was wearing lace
But the mom hit me with a mace
Now I don't know what to do
Now that I am screwed
La la la la la la la
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
The first little angel
Put a smile on my face
But I got screwed trying on number two
But it's time to face the truth
I think my life is screwed
I love the children
I love there hair
I did children
At the age of 34
Her mother was on the subway
She was holding her hand
I won't lose them
Search all night
"Cause I've got a plan
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
Her name was Grace
I she didn't leave a trace
I'm happy with what I do
"Cause my love for kids is true
Yeah, my second try
Was not as fine
The mom saw from my face
That I like
Infantile
And,
I'll make sure that I see her again
Because she had a daughter that wasn't older than ten
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
She was wearing lace
But the mom hit me with a mace
Now I don't know what to do
Now that I am screwed
La la la la la la la
A pedophile
A pedophile
A pedophile, that's me
The first little angel
Put a smile on my face
But I got screwed trying on number two
But it's time to face the truth
I think my life is screwed
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Maybe I would have thought this was more "helarious" if I knew the Nico version of this James Blunt OS. Oh, and also if the subject matter weren't creepier than all hell.
Very Highly Disturbing, but still highly funny, 5-5-5
You song stealing bastard. Those are my lyrics and they are original. I didn't steal threm from anyone. If I was your mom, I would hang myself. To know that my child stole other people's lyrics would be devastating. Bitch.
Very funny! 555!
freakishly weird ... not right.
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