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Hey Everyone, as promised I'm back with another parody. This one is twilight/ twilight saga related. It's from Bella's point of view before she becomes a vampire. Think of it post as post eclipse. It's the parody of rockstar by Nickelback. Enjoy! Warning this is pg as it contains some lanauge and references to sex (in the romantic and hot way between married couples)
I'm through with vampires chasing me and Edward
While I’m still human
It really sucks
And I don’t want to get gray hair
This human life isn’t
Quite the way I want anymore
(Tell me what you want)

I want to live with Edward and the cullens as an immortal
in their house
And a forest I can hunt it
And a bed I’ll never sleep in
For Edward and me
(Emmett:That’s a lot of sex)

I'll need superspeed
And to be stronger than Emmett
Gonna join the immortal world
Forever eighteen
(Edward:I’m forever seveteen)

I want superhuman senses
My own place in the Cullenhouse
With Edward , Alice, and the cullesn sounds good to me
(Jacob:So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this human life for eternal love
I'll even let Edward buy me a car and change my last name

'Cause we all just live forever
And never age or die
Where the you and beauty remains
We never suffer from hunger because we don’t need food
And we'll hung together in the big forest
Mountian lions sound godo to me
I wanna wind up there
with Edward’s lovin everynight
Hey, hey, I want to be a vampire
Hey, hey, I want to be a vampire

I want to be be pretty like Rosalie
Fight with anyone that messes with me or my family
Drink some animals with Edward
So I don’t eat the humans
(I'll have the mountians)

Alice is likely gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Gonna Get a key to the new car
Gonna marry someone who really mutally loves me
(How long will my eyes be red for?)
(Jacob:So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for love, beauty and youth
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

Cause we all just wanna live forever
And run really fast and have super strength
Where we never age and never die
We'll all stay pretty in the sun
And we'll hunt in the woods
and chill with werewolves
We all may be supergifted
Everyone sparkles in the sun
And we'll stay up all night
With lots of love making and lots to do
Where things will be torn to shreds during the romp
We don’t need to worry about the human hassles
Hey, hey, I wanna be a vampire
Hey, hey, I want to be a vampire

I'm gonna arm wrestle Emmett
That will piss him off when I win
Gonna look so much better than I do now
Though Edward thinks I’m already pretty
Gonna spend eternity with the Cullens
Do lots of of things cuz I’ll no longer need to sleep

Well, we all just want to live forever
And have superhuman strength and speed
Where we’ve forevery young and beauitful
We'll all stay pretty in the sun
we'll hunt mountains lions in the woods
and chill with werewolves
With lots of sex and lots to do
Where my clothes will be torn to shreds
and we’ll make out all night
Cuz we have more endurance cuz we don’t need to breathe
Where you may need clothes cuz of the super strength
Everybody's got some superstrength
Hey, hey, I wanna be a vampire
Hey, hey, I wanna be a vampire
I hoped you enjoyed it! Rate and comment below(Please don't be too mean). Also check out my other parodies. go here: Just copy it and paste into the browser.:) Rate and comment on those as well including Simon Got Turned Into A Rat. Thanks! Twichick

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Mocking Jay - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
The Hunger Games rule now!!!

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