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Song Parodies -> "Sly Stallone"

Original Song Title:

"Rockstar"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Sly Stallone"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

I'm through with being treated like i'm someone's lulcow.
I'm sick of being trolled and picked on.
I feel weak and pathetic.
I'd rather be someone else instead of me.
(Who do you wanna be?)

I want to fight like Rocky and prowl like Rambo.
I want to be badass and have a perrenial snarl.
And I want to be the most badass man on earth.
I want to be the man, the legend, and the director.
(Yeah, who is it?)

I want to beat up bad guys.
And be the demolition man.
Go Cliffhanging and fight John Lithgow.
And save people and kick some ass.
(Uh huh)

I want to hang out with Governor Arnie.
And sing in Rhinestone.
I want to say that I am the law.
And I want to be like Judge Dredd.
(So...who do you wanna be then?

I want to exchange my pathethic frame.
For a six pack and abs.
Because I'm a man of action.
And I wanna be like him.

'Cause I just want to be Sly Stallone.
And beat up bad guys and make action movies.
I want my life to be just like his, I want to be him.
And I don't wanna be skinny, I want muscles.

And I wanna be in The Expendables.
With Arnie, Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris.
No one would ever dare to pick on me if I was Sly.
Not trolls, not criminals, not anyone else.

And well, hey, hey, I wanna be Sly Stallone.
Hey, hey, I wanna be Sly Stallone.

I wanna be big and tough, with those muscles.
Do my own stunts and be badass.
Cause crime's a disease
And i'm the cure.
(I'd knew you say that)

I want to write, star, and direct.
And do action movies.
I wanna be a Demolition Man.
And to go the distance like Rocky.
(So who you wanna be?)

I want to exchange my pathethic frame.
For a six pack and abs.
Because I'm a man of action.
And I wanna be like him.

'Cause I just want to be Sly Stallone.
And beat up bad guys and make action movies.
I want my life to be just like his, I want to be him.
And I don't wanna be skinny, I want muscles.

And I wanna be in The Expendables.
With Arnie, Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris.
No one would ever dare to pick on me if I was Sly.
Not trolls, not criminals, not anyone else.

And I wanna try my hand out at comedy.
Like Oscar or Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.
And I want to be the guy who kicks bad guy ass.
And I want to be the guy who's played Rocky.

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be Sly Stallone.

I wanna kick some ass, with some epic explosions.
Go Cliffhanging and run up the Rocky steps.
I want Gonna Fly Now to be my theme song.
Because I wanna be tough, badass and strong.

'Cause I just want to be Sly Stallone.
And beat up bad guys and make action movies.
I want my life to be just like his, I want to be him.
And I don't wanna be skinny, I want muscles.

And I wanna be in The Expendables.
With Arnie, Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris.
No one would ever dare to pick on me if I was Sly.
Not trolls, not criminals, not anyone else.

And I wanna try my hand out at comedy.
Like Oscar or Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.
And I want to be the guy who kicks bad guy ass.
And I want to be the guy who's played Rocky.

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be Sly Stallone.
Hey, hey, I wanna be Sly Stallone.

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Porfle Popnecker - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one! Except you forgot to mention "Party at Kitty and Stud's"!

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