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Song Parodies -> "Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Rockstar"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Loser"

Parody Written by:

MysteryGoat

The Lyrics

From The Album "Something Goats Can Dance To"
I’m tired of working two days and making millions on end
I’m tired of people always coming up and want to be my friend
This life is a dream for someone but it’s not for me.

I want to marry me a woman so I never have to work
And wake up at noon with a ten-inch smirk
I’ll plant my butt playing warcraft all day long

I’ll have a, a credit card that’s past its limit
And a giant freezer filled with hot pockets in it
Gonna stay up all night long and watch a marathon of Dragonball Z.

I want a big front yard filled with rusted cars
They all know my name at the oyster bar
I’ll wait right here while my mom pays the bill for me

I’m gonna ruin my life and just quit school
I’m gonna show the world I’m the biggest tool

Cause you know I just want to be a big loser
I’ll be genuine I won’t even be a user
I’ll do my best to stay off my feet
I’ll get real fat cause all I’ll do is eat

And I’ll order in and I’ll have some fun
playing Halo 3 till the morning sun
Eat Cheetos all day long in my underwear
Got a blizzard falling from my greasy hair
And I’ll, hey, hey - I wanna be a loser
Hey, hey - I wanna be a loser

I’m gonna keep myself high with a fired ambition
Won’t take no job unless it’s manage position
Gonna wait it all out till it falls right in my lap

I’m gonna buy my clothes from the local good-will
Ask father in-law if he’d pay all my bills
Had another busy day so I think I’ll go and take me a nap

I’ll spend all day long with nothing to do
I should at least go out to buy shampoo

Cause you know I just want to be a big loser
I’ll be genuine I won’t even be a boozer
I’ll do my best to stay off my feet
I’ll get real fat cause all I’ll do is eat

And I’ll order in and I’ll have some fun
Playing GTA till the morning sun
Eat Cheetos all day long in my underwear
Got a blizzard falling from my greasy hair
And I’ll go out with the foulest scent
Walk around with a sense of self-accomplishment
I’ll finally get a job and I’ll make it stick
I’m gonna miss the first week cause I’m feeling sick
Well hey, hey I wanna be a loser

I won’t get me a job but I’ll start a business
What they won’t know is that it’s all a pretense
Get dressed up like I’m gonna go to work
Instead I’m at a friends cause I’m a freakin jerk

Well you know I just want to be a big loser
I’ll be genuine I won’t even be a user
I’ll do my best to stay off my feet
I’ll get real fat cause all I’ll do is eat
And I’ll order in and I’ll have some fun
Playing Halo 3 till the morning sun
Eat Cheetos all day long in my underwear
Got a blizzard falling from my greasy hair
And I’ll go out with the foulest scent
Walk around with a sense of self-accomplishment
I’ll finally get a job and I’ll make it stick
I’m gonna miss the first week cause I’m feeling sick

Well hey, hey I wanna be a loser
Hey, hey I wanna be a loser

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MysteryGoat - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
This song is heavily inspired from someone I actually know, and I really wish I didn't.
Red Ant - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Good comeback parody - I think we all know someone like this. 5s.
tomario - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
im shocked!!! no mention of a trailer lol. nice work turned the song on its head and come up trumps! 555 if you can pick them up lmao!
Matthias - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You'll lose no points from me in this parody 555! And great job in getting one of the Epic 40 done!
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM NOT a very inspiring person, but a great parody inpiring me to vote fives...
Abbott Skelding - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Excellent job, hate the OS...is this Nickelback's future? (What I'm I talking about? They're losers now. lol)
Peter Andersson - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Not really an original parody theme, or OS theme come to that (thinking of punk rock mainly though), but then again you pulled it of enjoyable enough. If I'm to suggest one thing I'd say I would have liked new lines towards the end instead of repeats, but that's minor.
Max Power - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I know, someone like the person you described have been after me for some reason.
bobpiecheese - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That's an odd ambition, but hey, if that's what you really want (will this 555 change your mine?)
DJ Blaze - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I love the DBZ line, and the rest followed suit. 555
Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent job, glad to see you back! hope you stick around for more.
Red Ant - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
See above. Maybe you can do "Rock Star" to Beck's "Loser" next. =)
Below Average Dave - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic parody to a very fun original song MG, I echo Jeff's sentiment, hope this is the beginning of a comeback
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job! 5s
MysteryGoat - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
I have since tweaked this song ever so slightly. The line "And wake up at noon with a ten-inch smirk" now reads "And wake up at noon in a pit-stained shirt".

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