I'm through getting my ass kicked in every world I go
It's like my guy is meant to die and get buried below
Runescape ain't quite what I picture'd it to be
(Tell me watchya want)
I want a brand new game that will take my life
That makes me love my laptop more than my wife
And I'll log on everyday and make my life so free
(Tell me watchya need)
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
Cause this new game I got will pick at my pocket
Gonna try me some WarCraft, it seems like the game for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fantasy
I'll exchange my life for technology

[chorus]
'Cause I just wanna be a WarCraft star
And live in Azeroth and drink in one hundred bars
The kills come easy and the experience comes cheap
Can't get my eyes away 'cause it's so addicting
And I'll....
Hang out with the coolest elves
And get a tavern room with space for twelve
Every undead monster I see will die
And afterwards I'll have my guy eat pie
Hey hey, Gonna be a WarCraft Star
Hey hey, Gonna be a WarCraft Star

(I'll be up later honey, ha ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass in the latest armor
Gonna rescue every damsel in every haunted manor
Gonna kill a thousand demons that are guarding hidden treasure from me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fantasy
I'll exchange my life for technology

[chorus]
'Cause I just wanna be a WarCraft star
And live in Azeroth and drink in one hundred bars
The kills come easy and the experience comes cheap
Can't get my eyes away 'cause it's so addicting
And I'll....
Hang out with the coolest elves
And get a tavern room with space for twelve
Every undead monster I see will die
And afterwards I'll have my guy eat pie
And I'll hide out in the ancient woods
With my World of WarCraft friends, I'll know who is who
We'll defend ourselves from whatever is vile
Eerybody's got Blizzard on speed-dial, well
Yeah yeah, gonna be a WarCraft star

I'm gonna get a guy that looks buff and strong
Gonna give him a broadsword that is ten feet long
Gonna shoot some arrows up to the sky
As I kiss my Runescape life goodbye

Cause we all just wanna be a WarCraft star
And live in Azeroth and drink in one hundred bars
The kills come easy and the experience comes cheap
Can't get my eyes away 'cause it's so addicting
And I'll....
Hang out with the coolest elves
And get a tavern room with space for twelve
Every undead monster I see will die
And afterwards I'll have my guy eat pie
And I'll hide out in the ancient woods
With my World of WarCraft friends, I'll know who is who
We'll defend ourselves from whatever is vile
Eerybody's got Blizzard on speed-dial, well
Yeah yeah, gonna be a WarCraft star
Hey, hey I'm gonna be a WOW star...