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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Do a Rockstar"

Original Song Title:

"Rockstar"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Do a Rockstar"

Parody Written by:

BonnieB

The Lyrics

I'm through with dating these losers
that I'm never gonna win
I'm tired of wasting all my time
at the bottom of the bin
Love life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me about it girl)

I want a brand new man
with an expensive crib
And some parents
that he doesn't live with
And his own bank account
big enough for him plus me

(So what you need)

I need some hair dye
with blonde streaks in it
And a black Eclipse
with the windows tinted
Gonna buy a pair of boobs
Size 38DD

(Hey Babe, I'd do you)

I want a front row ticket
to the Stones concert
I'm gonna find me man
And be the biggest flirt
Somewhere between Jagger
And Tommy Lee is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fun and games
I'll even grow my hair and change my name

Cause I just wanna be with a rockstar
Living in their big houses driving all their cars
The money comes easy and the drugs come cheap
And we'll all go to rehab if it gets too deep
And we'll hang out with the coolest stars
Paris Hilton dissed Ritchie at the Sky Bar
And you know Britney Spears
is gonna wind up there
When she gets drunk enough
She'll puke in her hair

Hey hey, I wanna do a rockstar
Hey hey, I wanna do a rockstar

If he's goodlooking like Elvis
Without the tassels
I won't even mind if he's
the biggest bastard
We'll go to all the best hotels
And we'll eat our meals for free

(I'll have the lobster bar, uh-huh)

He's gonna dress my ass
in the latest fashion
Get an ugly little dog
that is all the passion
Get a couple of girlfriends
that love to blow his money with me

I'm gonna trade this life for fun and games
I'll even grow my hair and change my name

Cause I just wanna be with a rockstar
Living in their big houses driving all their cars
The money comes easy and the drugs come cheap
And we'll all go to rehab if it gets too deep
And we'll hang out with the coolest stars
Paris Hilton dissed Ritchie at the Sky Bar
And you know Britney Spears
is gonna wind up there
When she gets drunk enough
She'll puke in her hair
And we'll go up to a private room
Pop all those pills and maybe
even do shrooms
Someone's bound to OD afterwhile
Everybody's got 911 on speed dial

Well hey hey I wanna do a rock star

Gonna drink alcohol and offend my senses
While I'm driving my car and run over fences
I'll be washed up and used up before I'm forty
There goes my dream of kissing Daughtry


Well I just wanna be with a rockstar
Living in their big houses driving all their cars
The money comes easy and the drugs come cheap
And we'll all go to rehab if it gets too deep
And we'll hang out with the coolest stars
Paris Hilton dissed Ritchie at the Sky Bar
And you know Britney Spears
is gonna wind up there
When she gets drunk enough
She'll puke in her hair
And we'll go up to a private room
Pop all those pills and maybe
even do shrooms
Someone's bound to OD afterwhile
Everybody's got 911 on speed dial

Well, hey hey I wanna do a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna do a rockstar




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Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Great writing, Bonnie you ol' golddigger, you! Rock stars are cool until you find your mother in bed with your fiance.;-) 555

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