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Song Parodies -> "Vegetables"

Original Song Title:

"Animals"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Vegetables"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Vick & Steve Carmichael

The Lyrics

I, I'm wakin' up it's black
Just got my vision back
I got this feelin' all these pains my frame is hangin' on a rack
I'll ask the nurse for morphine as I lie
Because this pain on my right side I just can't take another night.
We're speedin' past your house while you were sneakin' out
I saw the car door opened up and you were flung out on the lawn
Your mom don't know that you are ditchin'
She'll be pissed when she can see the parts of you that you are missin'
Screamin'

[CHORUS]
No, we're never gonna walk
Ain't never gonna talk
Just lay here like we're vegetables
I, was drivin' way too fast
Now I can't wipe my ass
We're just a couple vegetables

Just like a baby, droolin'
Droolin', just droolin'
Just stick the feedin' tube in

You're on a gurney next to me we're watchin' some TV
And you control the show we watch with a blow tube just like Stephen Hawking
It's hard to hear when I'm missin' both my ears
But we got such a damn raw deal "cause we'll be drinkin' all our meals
By now, no doubt prognosis headin' south
I guess she'll have to learn to speak with a mangled half a mouth
'Cause this was it, I thought that I was slick
It felt so good until we crashed and she bit off my d*ck
I'm screamin'

[CHORUS]

No, we're never gonna walk
Ain't never gonna talk
Just lay here like we're vegetables
I, was drivin' way too fast
Now I can't wipe my ass
We're just a couple vegetables

Just like a baby, droolin'
Droolin', just droolin'
Just stick the feedin' tube in

We were bleedin' on the tracks
Your spine torn from your back
And it started getting' hazy
When she whispered "what is that?"
St. Pete, I think 'cause I think you know just where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"God I think my legs are in the car!"
Oh please, my knees, they're caught in the transmission
Must have lost my arm in the door
we need emergency technicians
I guess they saw somethin' was missin'
As I tried to tell them that I think we both need a physician
Screamin'

[CHORUS]

No, we're never gonna walk
Ain't never gonna talk
Just lay here like we're vegetables
I, was drivin' way too fast
Now I can't wipe my ass
We're just a couple vegetables

Just like a baby, droolin'
Droolin', just droolin'
Just stick the feedin' tube in

Ain't never gonna talk
Just stick the feedin' tube in
We're just a couple vegetables
Droolin', just droolin'

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