-> "Want To Eat Popcorn"
Original Song Title:
"All The Right Reasons"
Parody Song Title:
"Want To Eat Popcorn"
The Lyrics
I'm at the movie's standing in line
to the concessions but it's not moving
the movie has just began
and I'm going to miss it again
this line hasn't moved the way
I wish it would had
I want a big ol tub and
a great big coke
And I wish I had time for a smoke
And this line is a freaking joke
ten people in front of me
Now they tell me they don't take credit cards
And I got no money it's in my car
Gonna beg my friend for some money
He said sorry man I have none on me
I want a big ol tub of popcorn
My own to eat as I watch the stars
They are up on the screen now
I can here the voices but cannot see
I'm going to keep begging for some money
A movie without popcorn is not for me
Cause we all just wanna eat some popcorn
And go inside and watch the movie screen
This lines not moving it's not happening for me
Come on line move I want popcorn to eat
And we'll all throw popcorn in the air
As we nudge our friend and say looky there
She is one mighty fine movie star
I wish I could make myself
Just go into the screen
Then she would kiss me
With those ruby lips
Hey hey I wanna eat some popcorn
Hey hey I wanna eat some popcorn
I wanna bring in some redenbacher out of the bag
But the ticket lady wouldn't let me bring it in what a hag
I had to throw it in the trash
I even had to get red of my stash
I think I'm gonna go get it out of the trash
Tell them to kiss my ass
I'm missing the movie as I wait in line
I can hear the people laughing inside
Ganna wait a few more minutes
And wait and see
I'm gonna trade this watch
For a buck fifty
Is there any takers
I need some change
Cause we all just
wanna eat some popcorn
And throw it in the air
as we set in our seat
Some goes in your mouth
Some lands at your feet
We'll all stay skinny
cause because it's fat free
And we'll hang out at the snack bars
missing the movie with the movie stars
Every good popcorn thrower
gonna end up there
Everyone waiting in line
Gonna have a empty chair
And we'll start watching movies in our living rooms
With the latest release playing
In our DVD'S
today's movie rentals
They'll get you anything
with that dollar smile
Everybody's got a
movie rental on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna eat some popcorn
Hey hey I wanna eat some popcorn
I'm gonna watch those movie
that offend the censors
Gonna grab popcorn
from a cardboard dispenser
When they ask why I eat popcorn all day
I'll say because I like to toss away
I'll get washed up after eating popcorn all day
Then I'll take that big tub and throw it away
Then I'll rub my belly and say that was damn good
I'm gonna trade this watch or a buck fifty
Is there any takers I need some change
Cause we all just wanna eat some popcorn
And throw it in the air as we set in our seat
Some goes in your mouth some lands at your feet
We'll all stay skinny because it's fat free
And we'll hang out at the snack bars
missing the movie with the movie stars
Every good popcorn thrower
gonna end up there
Everyone waiting in line
Gonna have a empty chair
And we'll start watching movies in our living rooms
With the latest release playing In our DVD'S
today's movie rentals they'll get you anything
with that dollar smile
everybody's got a movie rental on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna eat some popcorn
Hey hey I wanna eat some popcorn
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