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Song Parodies -> "Nickelback"

Original Song Title:

"Photograph"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Nickelback"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I do not hate nickelback. I just get a tad tired when I hear this song over and over and over and over again. So this is not a hate song. I have the CD for crying out loud.
Have you heard Nickelback,
That newest song just makes me wanna gag?
It's just as bad as that song, "Someday",
No matter what, you know it's overplayed.

It makes me wanna just throw up,
And take the radio and blow it up,
I'm tired of their corny tunes and rhymes,
I must've heard it half a million times.

I wonder if it's too late
If we can kick that band out of the States,
We did the same to that Connor babe,
And to those guys we should do the same.

Every single that they've put out just gets dumber,
I've heard some better sounds coming out my toilet plunger,
I can't stand it
I demand it,
To die, just die.
Every stinking time I hear that "Animals" song,
I think it's Justin Timberlake, then I find out I'm wrong,
Yo, I can't stand it
I demand it,
To die, just die.

Remember the good ole' days,
When we had bands that knew just how to play,.
And now we got this stupid hip-hop crap,
I'd rather have "The Macarena" back.

The stupid crap that's on the radio
Every Stefani song I heard I know,
I just don't wanna hear more Nickelback,
I'd rather jam out to some "Backstreet's Back"

I saw them a week ago,
And they were playing such a better show,
But all the stations play their dumb songs,
I wish those guys would just be up and gone.

Every single that they've put out just gets dumber,
I've heard some better sounds coming out my toilet plunger,
I can't stand it
I demand it,
To die, just die.
Every stinking time I hear that "Animals" song,
I think it's Justin Timberlake, then I find out I'm wrong,
Yo, I can't stand it
I demand it,
To die, just die.

I miss Anthrax,
I miss my Slayer,
These songs are dumb,
They can't get lamer.
I hate some bands,
I can't believe it
Their overplayed,
I just don't need it.

I guess I'm stuck with these songs,
I guess I'll make parody of one.

Every single that they've put out just gets dumber,
I've heard some better sounds coming out my toilet plunger,
I can't stand it
I demand it,
To die, just die.
Every stinking time I hear that "Animals" song,
I think it's Justin Timberlake, then I find out I'm wrong,
Yo, I can't stand it
I demand it,
To die, just die.

Man, I hate Nickelback.
They overplayed that stupid "Photograph"
They overplay that stupid song, yeah.

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 18

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Stephen Harrington - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I don't know the original nowhere near enough, but I do agree that radio stations are overplaying alot of band's songs(I once heard Sk@tor Boi, twice in one half hour), especially Nickelback's.
Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I only heard this one a couple times, but I thought this was a really funny parody. 5's
bobpiecheese - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I've barely heard it on the radio at all, but my little brother absolutely DESPISES the song because he's heard it so many damn times.
MiniVan Halen - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job at mking fun of one of the worst songs of 2005. I'm currnetly making fun of this song right now, but I know it won't be funny as this. BTW, the pacing was a little off, s it gets a 455.
Derakii - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
455, Pacing's off. So, I totally agree. Way too overplayed, and I'm a die-hard NickelBack fan.*shrugs*
Jeremy Chambers - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
well frankly i think this band is better than some of the garbage that has been put out....now it's getting better with groups like yellow card, los lonely boys, the jonas brothers, and other groups like that
mike - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TWO THOU$@ND ELEVEN

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