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It's four-o-clock now, gotta take me some pills.
Gotta take vitamins, cause I'm really old.
YO we bout to stop an epidemic with this one.
Ya'll know what this is so, so def.
I think I might've forgot'em at the Viagra shop,
Better go get some more from my personal doc.
At least I've done it before; he won't be angry or shocked.
Let's say that he won't prescribe; I'd become very distraught.
I can't live without those, no, I'm just too old.
Get those fake ones away, they're just placebos.
I need pills precisely (oh), the delight me (oh)
And with each (oh) I am fighting
AIDS in my blood and, a rash on my butt end.
Some make me sedated, but others do nothing.
Cuz when I
Open up my mouth and receive it.
I can hardly believe it.
I gotta pill for depression, yeah, it runs in my genes.
They got me eating this low sugar, crappy cuisines.
I didn't get all my pills, when I said that I should.
It is such a pity that they misunderstood.
I am really mad
(Where my pills at?)
I gotta find my pills
(You gotta find your what?)
My, my pills, my, my, my pills
(I gotta take vitamins cause I'm really old)
Here I find myself,
Crawling in a small stall.
Looking for, my missing box of Tylenol.
I haven't found, any of my pills yet.
I am on this hunt cause I don't want a soon death.
Got my friends screaming that I'm in a huge turmoil.
"Cause I don't have, my necessary pills no more.
If my nurse found out this, she wouldn't chill
Go ranting on how I need pills at each and every single meal.
A combination of feelings; fear and stress
That's what I feel without pills; I must confess.
I got da pills to stop me from defecatin'
Before Oprah, when I'm there anxiously waitin'.
At least I still got my meals that are prepackaged.
Open it up see a juice box, some carrots and a salad.
I guess you could say I have major bingo skills,
Well that's only when, I've taken all my "lucky pills".
I got them Advils, Ibuprofen, and Aleve.
If I didn't take them all then I'd be naïve.
You can catch me watching Regis talk,
And taking all my pills; I'll never stop.
If you, have the flu,
Or your voice starts to stammer,
You should take some pills,
And you'll start to feel their glamour.
I forgot'em where I bought'em.
Wait stop, here I got'em.
I take pills in the winter,
Spring, summer, even autumn.
It is so cruddy that I get no pills tonight.
I'll be real sad when I watch The Price Is Right.
But, It's okay; there's no need to worry.
I stole some cough drops from little Ms. Murray.
I know it might seem like I'm a little insane.
But at least I heard that pills are good for your brain.
Once I didn't take pills and the nurse that I told
(Said "You gotta take vitamins cause you're really old")
Boy, where'd you get that good Ben Gay,
Was it from Nurse Ruth May?
And where's the rest of
All your pills today?
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