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Song Parodies -> "Eat Wit Me"

Original Song Title:

"Ride Wit Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Wit Me"

Parody Written by:

Jayson Allyson

The Lyrics

I thought of this song in the Shower one day when I was trying to sing "Ride Wit Me" and I accidentally said "KFC". It just stuck after that. I immediately started writing the chorus. The audio version of this song can be found on my website: http://homepage.mac.com/justspaztik
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Gettin' Fat (8x)

If you wanna go and take a break with me
With 3 dollars and a coupon at KFC
Oh why do I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and eat fries with me
And sip a Coke through a straw at Burger King
Oh why must I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

On the couch on a late night, feeling right
Craving for some food at a great price
I was feelin' really hungry for some grub
So that I can take it home (I can take it home)
It could be Wendy's (Wendy's) got the fastest food
The french fries kinda hot the Frosty's real cool
But, as long as I have money-money-money
I can't go wrong (can't go wrong)

I taste something funny coming from the soda
I drank it real slow (hey) and sayin' to the cashier
Can you change the Coca Cola
Can I get that to go?
How could she tell me no?
My order was number 6, Biggie sized, with a Coke

I like french fries and onion rings
And I like fried almost everything
I like the ceiling air conditioning
Cuz, I can feel it blowin' right in my hair

If you wanna go and take a break with me
With 3 dollars and a coupon at KFC
Oh why do I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and eat fries with me
And sip a Coke through a straw at Burger King
Oh why must I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

Gone to Wendy's be right back, Bacon double stack
With out my wallet and my money, can't bring nothin' back.
Can I have my change back, What did I ask for?
My fries were in it
Can you tell me where the straws at?
See me eating salad, are you insane!
I didn't want mayonnaise, now I gotta exchange!
I feel strange now
Makin' a livin' off this grease, and gaining weight now
I got my tummy from my momma, and I'll never be the same now
Got a bigger frame now
Running credit cards is a shame now
I'm feelin' lame now (come on)
And I'm to blame (no more)
I'm not the man now
In and out denial
Gettin' people askin' me to leave can you believe?
Tellin' me to stop the hunger up in my tummy
Can I eat it? Darn right.
Classic Bacon sounds nice
Stomach ache, heart burn, gotta finish last bite

If you wanna go and take a break with me
With 3 dollars and a coupon at KFC
Oh why do I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and eat fries with me
And sip a Coke through a straw at Burger King
Oh why must I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and take a break with me
With 3 dollars and a coupon at KFC
Oh why do I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and eat fries with me
And sip a Coke through a straw at Burger King
Oh why must I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

Check, Check

I stopped by at McDonalds
I got the entire menu
You won't believe how many times I've been there 'til they close
I'd stay, but they always refuse
Don't even ask for money because now I'm broke
Now I'm yellin' I'm still hungry
You've been here for too long now it's time to go
HELL NO (whatchu care) you for real?

Hey yo... Need another french fry
Make it upsized
People sayin' "Oh my"
When I go by
Hey yo, it's all good
Only if I could
Eat a fruit I would
Probably should, Something good
I need a tums quickah
Didn't read the stickah
Nutrition go figure
Sippin' Coke Big Mac-in
Hangin' in the store, me and my friends
Gettin' fatter by the minute, there's no way I'll be thin
So if chicken is too... hot, we stoppin' to rest
And if blood is gonna... clot, we cease to exist
And if stomach wanna... pop, we're takin' a risk
If you don't get me no ice, then you'll see my fist
When I talk, they will listen
When I walk, they be missin'
When I'm stuck in the entrance
Better run get some crisco
Spread it right on my hips
Grab my handles, start to slip
Pull me harder, get a grip
Little grease does the trick
C'mon

If you wanna go and take a break with me
With 3 dollars and a coupon at KFC
Oh why do I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and eat fries with me
And sip a Coke through a straw at Burger King
Oh why must I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and take a break with me
With 3 dollars and a coupon at KFC
Oh why do I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and eat fries with me
And sip a Coke through a straw at Burger King
Oh why must I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and take a break with me
With 3 dollars and a coupon at KFC
Oh why do I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!

If you wanna go and eat fries with me
And sip a Coke through a straw at Burger King
Oh why must I love fast food?
HEY! MUST BE THE MUNCHIES!
http://homepage.mac.com/justspaztik"Eat Wit Me" by Jayson AllysonLyrics by Jayson AllysonParody of "Ride With Me" by NellyŠ 2003 Jayson Allyson. All rights reserved.

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The Author - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it!
Rikki - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hello, I dont really needa tell u what i think of this because u already knwo that i love it and it is my new favorite song, Awesome Job!

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