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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Dinner"

Original Song Title:

"Unwritten"

Original Performer:

Natasha Bedingfield

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Dinner"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Hochmuth

The Lyrics

[verse 1]
I'm at the table, can't wait for ham, and turkey too
It started cooking, I've waited a while, how about you

[refrain]
Staring at the empty plate before you
Wond'ring "When's my dinner ready?"
You just can't wait for that dinner you get every year!
Waiting for the luscious, sumptuous dinner
So close you can't wait to taste it
It just came outta the oven
Smell that smell in your nose
I can smell turkey and ham now
Only mom can give it to me
No one else, no one else
Can get my dinner prepared right
Swarm yourself with great aromas
Eat this meal like it's your last, yeah
Right now is when your dinner starts
The rest is in the kitchen

[verse 2]
I'm ready for dinner, starving so bad, I hope our meal's good
We're feeling just like the kids in India, without any food

Staring at the empty plate before you
Wond'ring "When's my dinner ready?"
You just can't wait for that dinner you get every year!
Waiting for the luscious, sumptuous dinner
So close you can't wait to taste it
It just came outta the oven
Smell that smell in your nose
I can smell turkey and ham now
Only mom can give it to me
No one else, no one else
Can get my dinner prepared right
Swarm yourself with great aromas
Eat this meal like it's your last, yeah
Right now is when your dinner starts
Smell that smell in your nose
I can smell turkey and ham now
Only mom can give it to me
No one else, no one else
Can get my dinner prepared right
Swarm yourself with great aromas
Eat this meal like it's your last, yeah
Right now is when your dinner starts
The rest is in the kitchen

Staring at the empty plate before you
Wond'ring "When's my dinner ready?"
You just can't wait for that dinner you get every year!
Waiting for the luscious, sumptuous dinner
So close you can't wait to taste it
It just came outta the oven
Smell that smell in your nose
I can smell turkey and ham now
Only mom can give it to me
No one else, no one else
Can get my dinner prepared right
Swarm yourself with great aromas
Eat this meal like it's your last, yeah
Right now is when your dinner starts
Smell that smell in your nose
I can smell turkey and ham now
Only mom can give it to me
No one else, no one else
Can get my dinner prepared right
Swarm yourself with great aromas
Eat this meal like it's your last, yeah
Right now is when your dinner starts
The rest is in the kitchen

The rest is in the kitchen

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Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 2

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Jason - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing here is EXTREMELY bad, and the rest is hard to follow to the original song. 122
Jordan Hochmuth - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, yeah. This is not one of my better parodies.

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