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Song Parodies -> "These Turds"

Original Song Title:

"These Words"

Original Performer:

Natasha Bedingfield

Parody Song Title:

"These Turds"

Parody Written by:

Hannah&Steph

The Lyrics

we randomly thought of it
these turds are my own yeah yeah yeah

threw some sh*t together
the combination P-O-O
its who i am its what i do
and i was gonna do a number 2 for you.
I was tryin' to stop my constipation,
but i couldn't find-my-pills
i need some help coz my constipation
ain't cumin' out easily

waoh
im stuck on the toilet
waoh
tryin to find the energy
waoh
dont you know, dont you know, dont you know
waoh
i've run out of paper
waoh
get some from tesco see you later.

Chorus

These turds are my own
from my bum flow
itscumin itscumin itscumin itscumin
theres no other way
to better say
i love turds i love turds.

Met some doctors , Shelly and Keith
i went home and did a tip-top-turd
I'm havin trouble getting what i need
with no prescriptions or medicine
You know i had some pooing time
but i couldn't find the kill-er-push
now you've gone and raised the price right up
nothing i pay is ever good enough

Chorus x2

i'm getting on the bog
the curtains pull away
everyone sees what i've done
my naked ass exposes
waohwaohwaohwaoh Waoh!!!

waoh
im stuck on the toilet
waoh
tryin to find the energy
waoh
waoh
i've run out of paper
get some from tesco see you later.

Chorus x2

these turds are my own
from my bum
i love turds i love turds
thats all i got to say
cant think of a better way
thats all i got to say
i love turds is that ok?!?!?!?!?!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
We have ourselves a comic duo, here! Pacing and rhyming could have been a LOT better, but this poo parody had me on the edge of my toilet seat. 343
white trash - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
well espeacially not a parody idea you would never catch weird al writing very mediocre guess your werent kidding when you said it was random but i got to admit it was funny
aoid - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Well at least you admit it with the first two main lines. This sucks.

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