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Song Parodies -> "My Bike-Crash Left Me Scarred"

Original Song Title:

"My Only Shining Star"

Original Performer:

Naoki feat. Becky Lucinda

Parody Song Title:

"My Bike-Crash Left Me Scarred"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

I have fallen off my bike 2 times before, both times it was not that severe. Gave me the inspiration to do this one. I wrote this a while back, but I thought it to be so horrible that I refused to upload it. Now I went back and touched it up a bit. Enjoy! Link to OS: YouTube: My Only Shining Star
I am crashing!!!

I've fallen, now I'm scarred
The concrete's really hard
(5, 4, 3, 2, 1, concrete's hard)

Hyper-speed, my bike-crash left me scarred
And I'm covered with bad wounds
And when I speed and crash down really hard
Getting rest is what I do

Speeding down the blacktop road (speeding down)
Speeding down, ignoring rules (speeding down)
Speeding down is what I do
But when I crash, it's black and blue

Eek, my bike-crash left me scarred
I'm covered in bad wounds
'Bout every week, I ride hi-speed real far
Cannot steer a lightning boom

Slowing down's what I should learn
I should really learn to cruise
Speeding down my blacktop road
Will give me bruises, black and blue

(Owie, owie, getting scarred)
I know I'm falling hard
The sidewalk gotten sparred
(Sidewalk gets in spar!)

Eek, my bike-crash left me scarred
I'm covered in bad wounds
'Bout every week, I ride hi-speed real far
And this speeding brings my doom

S to the C from the C to the A
From the A to the B from the B to the S
Scabs, pain me!
Copyright 2009 of Caleb "DJ Blaze". Anyone wanna do any recordings of my parodies? Just drop me a comment or mention it on InThe00s if so.

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Leo Keough - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I used to get a kick out of going down very steep hills on my 10-speed and getting it up to 35-40 mph. I quit doing it after a lady friend of mine crashed her bike and really messed up her beautiful face...Great job here!!!...555!!!
Timmy1000 - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I feel your pain, DJ. At least I did once when I hit a patch of sand going downhill and went flying off - broke my collarbone and got a lot more careful. I don't know the OS, but a good job of writing.
Christie Marie M - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't ride bikes as much as I used to. When I used to ride a bike, I always hated to go up or down the hills because I found it dangerous. When I was 12, one of my bro's friends crashed into my ankle because he's used to breaking the old-fashioned way and he didn't think to use the brake handles on his bike. It also gets me thinking about clips on bike and skateboard follies where guys kept on having accidents while doing stunts and end up with broken bones. I love the OS and your parody! Here's 5 iodines, 5 Neosporins, and 5 Band-Aids for your scars!
Tommy Turtle - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Wasn't sure which kind of "bike" we're talkin' about, but I've dumped my motorcycle twice. Three tips: Helmet, leather jacket, leather gloves. Oh, and it helps if you have a hard shell. :) Try to keep it under 55.5 mph, 'k?
DJ Blaze - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Leo, Timmy1000, Christie, and TT! (My bike is a plain old Huffy. I really want a motorcycle!)
Andria - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't ride a bicycle, but I have fallen from just about anything else, from stepstools to ladders with many things in between. I DID ride a bike a little bit when I was your age, though, and I was known for wrecking it a lot. I finally left it unlocked in the school bike rack for someone to steal when I got my first car. 5s to you!
TJC - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
re-cyclin' more kudos yer way.... 555th gear!
DJ Blaze - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Andria and TJC!

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