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Song Parodies -> "Curry Night"

Original Song Title:

"Young Love"

Original Performer:

Mystery jets ft Laura Marling

Parody Song Title:

"Curry Night"

Parody Written by:

Declan B Mckenna

The Lyrics

If I only knew that this would happen just before,
I would have chosen carefully and not eat like a boar,
If I didnt eat that much I'd know how much I ate,
'Cause I really stuffed myself and I do not feel great,

One night of curry nothing more nothing less,
One night of curry now my toillet's a mess,
Friday night's curry night,
Friday night's curry time,
But now my but is exploding like a brit army mine,

One night of curry nothing more nothing less,
One night of curry now my toillet's a mess,
Friday night's curry night,
Friday night's curry time,
But now my but is exploding like a brit army mine,

Now I'm on the toilet and I'm struggling in pain,
No other curry night has been just quite the same,
Never again will I eat so much fried duck,
Because I'm screaming in pain and my toilet's filled with muck,

(for the woah part do these like your in constipation)
oooooh, oooow, grrrrrrr,puuuuush, squeeeze, heeeeelp, pleaeaeaease, I'm iiiin pain,

Curry,
Never seems to last,
It's so good,
I scoff it down so fast,
But then there,
Comes the consiquence,
I push so hard,
It plops down with a squelch,
More to come,
I push and squeeze for years,
So it seems,
Clearing out your rier,
One night of curry nothing more nothing less,
One night of curry now my toilet's a mess,

If I only knew that this would happen just before,
I would have chosen carefully and not eat like a boar,
If I didnt eat that much I'd know how much I ate,
'Cause I really stuffed myself and I do not feel great,

oooooh, oooow, grrrrrrr,puuuuush, squeeeze, heeeeelp, pleaeaeaease, I'm in paiaiain,oooooh, oooow, grrrrrrr,puuuuush, squeeeze, heeeeelp, pleaeaeaease, I'm in paiaiaian,

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UnKnownVo - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like you're on the "Constipation Plantation", eh, Sir ? 'Tis what the cBros call it . . .
Phil N - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I never wanna try the stuff. But this parody was good stuff, 5's
Christie Marie M - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, Declan, and late welcome to AmIRight! You sure had it down pat! Great to meet you! And I dug the constipation part. Creative use of toilet humor. 555 Pepto-Bismols!!
Declan B Mckenna - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the comments Please read my other parodies And look out for me in a few days because ive been writing a few more but they are unfinished.Pepto Bismols?????

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