I unfold,
My titties,
They drop right to my knee caps.
I unfold,
My boobies,
Watch out or you'll get breast-slapped.

They swing and they sway,
Get in the way.
I better roll these babies back up.
They're huge, but in length,
I hold them with strength
I can't go out with a tubetop!

They hang to the ground,
They swing and they bounce,
Yes, my breasts are saggy now.
They hang to my toes,
They're wrinkly and old,
Yes, my breasts are sagging down.

I unfold,
My old twins,
They look so worn and withered.
I unfold,
My beauties,
They're gray and feel like leather.

I scare little kids,
I frighten the guys,
When I wear my polka-dot bikini!


They hang to the ground,
They swing and they bounce,
Yes, my breasts are saggy now.
They hang to my toes,
They're wrinkly and old,
Yes, my breasts are sagging down.

Saggy!
Saggy!
Yes, my breast are sagging.

I unfold,
My old friends,
They're demons in a tubetop,
They need reduced,
A size or two,
What does it cost to get my boobies right back to size?


They hang to the ground,
They swing and they bounce,
Yes, my breasts are saggy now.
They hang to my toes,
They're wrinkly and old,
Yes, my breasts are sagging down.

I can't get a date.
(Can't even get raped)
The guys, they complain,
That my breasts are saggy now.
They won't cop a feel,
(They won't play my field)
They see me and yield,
Cuz' my breasts keep sagging down!

Yes, my breasts are
SAGGY!
Oy, my breasts are,
SAGGY!
They're so frigging saggy,
Now I need a breast reduction!
Do you like them,
SAGGY?!
I don't like them,
SAGGY!
They're to frigging saggy,
How much for that breast reduction?