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Song Parodies -> "Saggy"

Original Song Title:

"Happy?"

Original Performer:

Mudvayne

Parody Song Title:

"Saggy"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is for the wet t-shirt contest.here's where you can find the original http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=8637492
I unfold,
My titties,
They drop right to my knee caps.
I unfold,
My boobies,
Watch out or you'll get breast-slapped.

They swing and they sway,
Get in the way.
I better roll these babies back up.
They're huge, but in length,
I hold them with strength
I can't go out with a tubetop!

They hang to the ground,
They swing and they bounce,
Yes, my breasts are saggy now.
They hang to my toes,
They're wrinkly and old,
Yes, my breasts are sagging down.

I unfold,
My old twins,
They look so worn and withered.
I unfold,
My beauties,
They're gray and feel like leather.

I scare little kids,
I frighten the guys,
When I wear my polka-dot bikini!


They hang to the ground,
They swing and they bounce,
Yes, my breasts are saggy now.
They hang to my toes,
They're wrinkly and old,
Yes, my breasts are sagging down.

Saggy!
Saggy!
Yes, my breast are sagging.

I unfold,
My old friends,
They're demons in a tubetop,
They need reduced,
A size or two,
What does it cost to get my boobies right back to size?


They hang to the ground,
They swing and they bounce,
Yes, my breasts are saggy now.
They hang to my toes,
They're wrinkly and old,
Yes, my breasts are sagging down.

I can't get a date.
(Can't even get raped)
The guys, they complain,
That my breasts are saggy now.
They won't cop a feel,
(They won't play my field)
They see me and yield,
Cuz' my breasts keep sagging down!

Yes, my breasts are
SAGGY!
Oy, my breasts are,
SAGGY!
They're so frigging saggy,
Now I need a breast reduction!
Do you like them,
SAGGY?!
I don't like them,
SAGGY!
They're to frigging saggy,
How much for that breast reduction?

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Overall Rating: 4.4

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bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) Lovely. This gets the award for the Wet T-shirt contest competitor to most make me gag. Nice work, S.T.G.
Dee Range - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wet T- Shirt. 555 In this case, more than a mouthful is (old and) wasted. Great job making me wretch! lol
Matthias - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt Contest) Death to the Emo Music... And ewwwwwwwww..........
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) Although I admit I read the lyrics instead of listening to the music so I could be spared from the torture device that is Nu Metal, this is a hoot! Old ladies in tube tops, eww gross! But makes a good comic image.
Red Ant - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-shirt) Not all nu-metal is bad, but this song... Anyway, good parody here, but sagging breasts don't prevent women from being raped.
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds to me like they may be a bit saggy. :-) 555
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) Previous comment was for this contest.
Stuart McArthur - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(sotm) I had the same feeling as Red Ant about the "raped" line, but the other images you painted were hilariously vivid STG
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Boob: Nice job overall
The HOT HOT - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
TATS JUST AMAZING!!!!
']['eribble - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
your an idiot 1/1/1

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