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"Ben 10 theme song"

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The Lyrics

This is a song about the main character in my Case Files Of Maria 5000 story. She has a watch (named the BelushiTrix) that gives her the ability to become anything to do with John Belushi/Chris Farley/Josh Peck/Jack Black/Jorge Garcia/John Candy (complete with voice), the watch also gives her invulnerability, super strength, ghost powers, and super speed.
It started when a really cool device did what it did
And stuck itself upon her wrist with secrets that it hid
Now she's got super powers, she's no ordinary chick
She's Janette!

So if you see her you might be in for a big surprise
She'll turn into Haru, Bluto or Barf before your very eyes
She's Belushi, Farley, Candy, Jack Black, Josh Peck and Hurley too, she's every shape and size
She's Janette!

With all new powers, she's on the case
Fighting off evil from earth or space
She'll never stop till she makes them pay
'Cause she's the baddest babe to ever save the day
She's Janette!
I hope you enjoyed that- i really hope you did. Or else Janette herself might show up at my house in the form of Uncle Buck wielding a drill or a hatchet.

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Janette - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Take it from me BelooshLover. That was awesome and i'm not just saying that because the song's about me and my powers. I give this one all 5s! You guys should learn a thing or two from this guy.

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