Thirsty lil' mutt.
His tongue, it laps. Gulps.
Accident of wetting.
That beast's obedience-free!

Now there is a river of pee on my rug.
Vile pissin'. Doggy-widdle. Go put on some gloves.
Well, you filled up your pooch like a hydrant. Now scrub!
Unspill my carpet.

Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!

A boat to the kitchen,
Seven Seas of piss.
I row through the tide,
Cuz of this frickin' ur-in-at-ion!

Would you NOT rehydrate that excited young cur.
He'd fill the Rhine with pools of yellowed water.
Man, his bladder's the size of a tank on a truck.
Canine faucet turns...

Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!

Yuck mess here, pee-yoo!
A sewage pool!
The smell is not so cool!

[Doggy:]
Why don't you pat me?
Your smile's unpleasant.
And why not reward me?
...you're angry aren't you?

[Me:]
HATE YOU!

Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!

Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!