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Song Parodies -> "Peed On My Rug"

Original Song Title:

"Greed For Your Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Missy Higgins

Parody Song Title:

"Peed On My Rug"

The Lyrics

Thirsty lil' mutt.
His tongue, it laps. Gulps.
Accident of wetting.
That beast's obedience-free!

Now there is a river of pee on my rug.
Vile pissin'. Doggy-widdle. Go put on some gloves.
Well, you filled up your pooch like a hydrant. Now scrub!
Unspill my carpet.

Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!

A boat to the kitchen,
Seven Seas of piss.
I row through the tide,
Cuz of this frickin' ur-in-at-ion!

Would you NOT rehydrate that excited young cur.
He'd fill the Rhine with pools of yellowed water.
Man, his bladder's the size of a tank on a truck.
Canine faucet turns...

Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!

Yuck mess here, pee-yoo!
A sewage pool!
The smell is not so cool!

[Doggy:]
Why don't you pat me?
Your smile's unpleasant.
And why not reward me?
...you're angry aren't you?

[Me:]
HATE YOU!

Peeved at your dog.
You need to just scrub.
Canine's been drinking now the living room's a pool!
Peed on my rug!

Wee's got no plug.
I seethe, fill the tub!
Oh why's he sprinkling? Now he's leaving scat and drool.
Peed on my rug!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Poopie Longstocking - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! 5,5,5 !
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ms Poopie! Are you Australian, too?
Hoof Arted - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Jake, my man, just ignore PP Long-whatever. He has a dirty mind.
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Scat-tastic
Red Ant - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, DKTOS, but the HTTP end 0.shtml says this is the first parody from this artist and song ( of the 2000s anyway ).

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