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Song Parodies -> "A Dog's Gotta Poo (When A Dog's Gotta Poo)"

Original Song Title:

"A Girl's Gotta Do (What A Girl's Gotta Do)"

Original Performer:

Mindy McCready

Parody Song Title:

"A Dog's Gotta Poo (When A Dog's Gotta Poo)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A rare country song parody. Came up with this a line at a time, over many months of taking the dog out to do his bid'ness.
The first thing I did when you said goodbye
Was lay myself down and heave a real big sigh
The next thing I did was to stretch and yawn
And dream of dumping steamers all over the lawn

A dog's gotta poo when a dog's gotta poo
You better watch your step, you'll get it on your shoe
I've been scratchin' at the door to go number two
And a dog's gotta poo when a dog's gotta poo

Fancy seeing you home at half past ten
Sorry if you caught me pooping again
Guess I couldn't hold it back any more
Maybe you should install a doggy door

[Chorus repeats]

Get home fast when your workday's through
And remind me to remind you
That I gotta go poo
Oh, yeah

[Chorus repeats]

A dog's gotta do it
Yeah, a dog's gotta poo it
I've been scratchin' at the door (for a number two)
I've been scratchin' at the door for a number two
And a dog's gotta poo when a dog's gotta poo

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Anonymous - April 10, 2021 - Report this comment
Not to bad, it actually made me laugh. I think if Mindy McCready saw this from heaven right now, she'd totally laugh

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