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Song Parodies -> "Ninja in the USA"

Original Song Title:

"Party in the USA"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Ninja in the USA"

Parody Written by:

N Harmonia

The Lyrics

Because. Ryu Hayabusa.
I hopped off the plane at L.A.X. with my katana right with me
Then I went on a boat, past the Golden Gate Bridge
I'm gonna save my family, and what do I do?
Oh, I'm gonna beat the crap outta you!

So I break the screen and hop right in
Spinning like a tornado, here I come!
Take that, thugs, I'm doing what I can!
I'm never giving up, I swear I won't go back

Because I'm a ninja
Because I'm a ninja
Because I'm a ninja

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
I vow to fight my way
I'm slashing my sword like yeah!
I'm using my magic like yeah!

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
The road of enemies I will slay
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!

Get to the end of the first stage
And I'm pretty exhausted now.
Like that sumo was hard to beat
And I should be on to the next town.

So hard with my power running low
I've gotta get to Brooklyn soon
'Cause all I see are stars from blows!
I guess I shouldn't be here, too.

So I break the screen and hop right in
Take that, thugs, I'm doing what I can!
But will I survive? We shall see...

Because I shall be invincible!
Because I shall be invincible!
Because I shall be invincible!

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
I vow to fight my way
I'm slashing my sword like yeah!
I'm using my magic like yeah!

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
The road of enemies I will slay
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!

Uh-oh, I think I'm out of health, of health
I'm blacked out; where am I? Where am I?
Hey, I'm tied down, what's that? What's that?
It's a buzzsaw...about to cut me up!

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
I vow to fight my way
I'm slashing my sword like yeah!
I'm using my magic like yeah!

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
The road of enemies I will slay
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
I vow to fight my way
I'm slashing my sword like yeah!
I'm using my magic like yeah!

So I use my katana and ninjutsu
The road of enemies I will slay
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!
Yeah! I'm a ninja in the USA!
I had to do this Ryu homage. And he dies at the end.

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Rob Arndt - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
OK, fine- 555 for spirit. But Ninjas carried straight blade Ninja-to sword, not curved blade Katanas. They rarely used Tantos either but preferred throwing blades (shuriken in movies more fanciful than real). Ninjas used early powder flashbangs, peppers, sand, gravel to throw in enemy eyes and caltrops for escape.
N Harmonia - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob, never saw Ryu do that.
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL! Ryu Hyabusa (lit Dragon Falcon) is a fictional gaming figure. I took Ninjutsu and Akido. Met Stephen Hayes, Chuck Norris, and Tonya Knight! I have written about Ninjas and female Kunouchi long before you were here. Nice tribute, but not reality based...
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry for the typo on Kunoichi

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