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Song Parodies -> "Declined (Miley's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"The Climb"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Declined (Miley's Song)"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

A bit late to the parody game about Miley Cyrus, but since there's still some fallout from that infamous VMA incident, I just decided to poke fun at her big time with this. This one's a "what-if" song about her being more than ashamed about her current image and how children who used to like her as Hannah Montana would've been affected by her decadence.
[Verse I]
Little girls are squeeing
Those songs I'm singing, but
When I quit this Disney teen acting
I sloshed and lost it
Now this step I'm making
Every tune I churned
Sounds worse than One Direction
Degenerating
Oh my, I ran and kept cryin
'We Can't Stop''s about bein' high

[Chorus]
I know I've been looked up by lots of children*
And when I sing and dance they are amused
Led a double life, an alter-ego**
They marketed my likeness too
But I grew too fast and messed there
I end up discarding what's my wholesome side
I declined

[Verse II]
The backlash is reeling
Mad parents, I take it
They're sad I'm 'twerking' now, and
Sing 'bout drug-taking
Why did I blow it?
Made me a bad woman, that
Deprived of my dignity and
The butt of 'Net shaming
Oh my, I ran and kept cryin
Pulled my hair out! Why? Cause...

[Chorus]
I know I've been looked up by lots of children
And when I sing and dance they are amused
Led a double life, an alter-ego
They marketed my likeness too
But I grew too fast and messed there
I end up discarding what's my wholesome side
I declined

Yeah

I know I've been looked up by lots of children
And when I sing and dance they are amused
Led a double life, an alter-ego
They marketed my likeness too
But I grew too fast and messed there
I end up discarding what's my wholesome side
I declined

Yeah, yeah yeah

I'm regrettin'
Regrettin'
I'm ashamed baby
What's wrong about, this good-for-nothing blight?
I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, whoa, whoa, oh.
* - Well, judging that the Hannah series has been marketed towards tweens and younger children.
** - Cyrus plays the role of an unassuming student who has a double-life as the titular pop singer in the Hannah Montana show.

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