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Song Parodies -> "7 Things I Hate About Food"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things I Hate About You"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"7 Things I Hate About Food"

Parody Written by:

Josie A. Frank

The Lyrics

Funny!
I went to see my doctor
cause my stomache felt funny
after all the food i stuffed down
at my bestfriends last party

it was awesome then i lost it
it came up just not the same,
now i'm sitting in the bathroom
heavy heaving still not breathing
till it's gone, oh! dear.

The 7 things I hate about food,
The 7 things I hate about food, oh! food,
I'm fat no friends so insecure
pimples grow out just like hair
it makes me thirst it satisfys
i don't know which sub to buy

your friends are jerks
when i play with them i'm outta shape,
i'll always be 300 pounds,
and the 7th thing i hate the most about food,
is i'll never be full

it's awkward and silent
as i get my stomache pumped
, all i need to do now
is begin eating healthy

when i'm losing and i'm skinny
running up stairs no more heaving
i'll be clear
oh it's not gonna happen
i'm gaining to much weight

the 7 things i hate about food,
the 7 things i hate about food, oh food,
i'm fat no friends so insecure
pimples grow out just like hair
it makes me thirst it satisfys
i don't know which sub to buy

your friends are jerks
when i play with them i'm outta shape,
i'll always be 300 pounds,
and the 7th thing i hate the most about food,
is i'll never be full

and compared to all the great thing
that would take to long to write
i thought that i would mention the 7 things i like

the 7 thing i like about food
it's taste its smell it's taco bell
when i taste i tend to drool
it makes me thirst it satisfies
so i guess i'll take that super sized

two burger patties
i'm in a dream, everything greasy
i'll always be 300 pounds
and the seventh thing i like the most about food
there'll always be room


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Rob Arndt - July 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Indulge yourself in "Obesity in America epidemic" parodies- 555!!!

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