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Song Parodies -> "Keeping My Thoughts At Bay"

Original Song Title:

"Party In The USA"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Keeping My Thoughts At Bay"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

I hopped off the jet at JFK
Wide awake with my suitcase
Welcome to the land of Broadway shows
Gonna go work at a law firm

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am looking for cars
Look to my left and I see Broadway
I start to go crazy
Everybody seems so happy

My tummy's lurching and I feel real excited
Too much pressure finding the apartment so I break into one,
Take it over and turn on the radio
And a Weird Al song was on
And the Weird Al song was on
And the Weird Al song was on

So I throw my hands up
Dancing to the song,
Enjoying myself this way
I'm thinking about my yeah
I moved here and feel like yeah
My minds wide open
Bad thoughts try and creep in
But I send them away
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay

Get to the farm in my hummer limo
Everyone's jealous of me now
Like "Who's that dude, I wish I were him?
He's gotta be new in town"

So weird with new friends all around me
It's definitely not a Soviet Russia party
Because I can't speak my mind
Having fun but still can't unwind

My tummy's aching and I'm feeling kinda sea sick
I guess i ended up on a boat someone
That's when the captain played my favorite song
and a Rick Astley song was on
and a Rick Astley song was on
and a Rick Astley song was on

So I throw my hands up
Dancing to the song,
Enjoying myself this way
I'm thinking about my yeah
I moved here and feel like yeah
My minds wide open
Bad thoughts try and creep in
But I send them away
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay

So I throw my hands up
Dancing to the song,
Enjoying myself this way
I'm thinking about my yeah
I moved here and feel like yeah
My minds wide open
Bad thoughts try and creep in
But I send them away
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay

Feel like jumping on a cruise (on a cruise)
Farther away from my hometown tonight (town tonight)
I go further every time (every time)
The DJ plays my music and I feel alright

So I throw my hands up
Dancing to the song,
Enjoying myself this way
I'm thinking about my yeah
I moved here and feel like yeah
My minds wide open
Bad thoughts try and creep in
But I send them away
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay

So I throw my hands up
Dancing to the song,
Enjoying myself this way
I'm thinking about my yeah
I moved here and feel like yeah
My minds wide open
Bad thoughts try and creep in
But I send them away
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay
Yeah, I'm keeping my thoughts at bay

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