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Song Parodies -> "Paris Hilton"

Original Song Title:

"See You Again"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Paris Hilton"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

By. Mr. Washable
Sometimes I Like To Watch The News
Cause I Need An Update
I have to hear about the war
And the presidential race

I turned on my television
And put it on CNN
But All I Saw
Was Paris Hilton

I’m tired of them showin’
Her face every day
I don’t need to know that her
Vagina is shaved

'Cause I fell this deep aggression
When I look in her eyes (I f**ckin’ Hate)
Cause I f**ckin’ Hate
Paris Hilton

The last time I turned my radio on
I heard that f**ckin’ moron
That st-st-stars are blind what the f**ck
Stars don’t have eyes you blonde
You’re f**ckin’ dee-dee-dee
You make my ear’s start to bleed
I hope your boyfriend dumps your ass
To be with Nicky

The next time I see you
I probably shoot myself
My eyes can’t take that shit again
Whoa, whoa, I
I f**ckin’ Hate
Paris Hilton

I heard that she was going to jail
And I was ecstatic
But the that dumb ass judge only gave her
a 45 day sentence

But she had good behavior
So she served 22 days(I f**ckin’ hate)
I still f**ckin’ hate you
Paris Hilton

The last time I turned my radio on
I heard that f**ckin’ moron
That st-st-stars are blind what the f**ck
Stars don’t have eyes you blonde

You’re f**ckin’ dee-dee-dee
You make my ear’s start to bleed
I hope your boyfriend dumps your ass
To be with Nicky

The next time I see you
I probably shoot myself
My eyes can’t take that shit again
Whoa, whoa, I
I f**ckin’ Hate
Paris Hilton

I have even watch her porno
And I didn’t masturb-- yeah I did

The last time I turned my radio on
I heard that f**ckin’ moron
That st-st-stars are blind what the f**ck
Stars don’t have eyes you blonde

You’re f**ckin’ dee-dee-dee
You make my ear’s start to bleed
I hope your boyfriend dumps your ass
To be with Nicky

The next time I see you
I probably shoot myself
My eyes can’t take that shit again
Whoa, whoa, I
I f**ckin’ Hate
Paris Hilton

Whoa, whoa, I
I f**ckin’ Hate
Paris Hilton
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