-> "See The Dentist"
Original Song Title:
"See You Again"
Parody Song Title:
"See The Dentist"
Mouth is in pain while you chew
And you know what’s to blame!
You haven’t brushed once in seventeen days!
You were caught gnawing pencils
Now your jaw is sprained
You mustn’t wait! Go see your dentist!
Those cavities are growing like your overbite
The plaque is overgrown too nearly dripping slime
I’m saying this with affection cause your teeth are no prize
Go set the date to see your dentist!
You can’t open your mouth
Or your teeth will fall out
Girls all shudder, You have less than the hicks down south
That breath you have just stinks
My nostrils want to shrink!
It’s so disgusting nobody calls you “Smiley”
Power drills clean it out
Mouthwash and floss won’t help
Your chops are a mess till then
Oh, Oh, Oh!
Don’t you wait to see your dentist!
He’ll give bicuspids fillings, Open wide!
Appalled at the condition he screamed in fright
You’ll wear a retainer but he’ll make choppers shine!
He’ll fix that gape you have in your grin!
Don’t look at the amount
Of cash it was for crowns
Might make you sputter but at least the grime is now cut out
Forget to brush your teeth
And the cost isn’t free
Used to be messy but now they’re nice and shiny
To floss you’re now devout
Ten boxes on your shelf
Don’t spread the Crest too thin
Mouth was saved you saw the dentist!
That overbite is fixed too so your dates aren’t ashamed
It’s not at a discount
But now your gums aren’t brown
They once were cluttered and bacteria just went to town
With braces they are sheathed
And don’t look like swiss cheese
It is a blessing that your molars aren’t rotting
Won’t touch those chocolate mounds
They aren’t good for your health
Dentures weren’t far back then
You don’t swab and see the dentist!
I was saved when saw the dentist!
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