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Song Parodies -> "Jeans Too Tight"

Original Song Title:

"Grace Kelly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mika

Parody Song Title:

"Jeans Too Tight"

Parody Written by:

Ellie

The Lyrics

Hope you like it
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my crazy hair?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
I've gone hairspray mad

I could be brown
I could be blue
Why is my voice so high?
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
God it’s these jeans
I need to buy some more
Why don't you like me?
Try and be like me
I can’t even walk out the door!

How can I help it
How can I help it
How can I help that I stink
Hello my baby
Hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink
Why don't you like me
Try and be like me
Why do you love yourself?
I can’t bend over bend over
My career will be over, I will be off of the shelves

I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
I've gone hairspray mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
why is my voice so high?
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
God it’s these jeans
I need to by some more
Why don't you like me?
Try and be like me
I can’t even walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself
But I can’t even walk like everybody else says I should walk

I could be brown
I could be blue
why is my voice so high?
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
God it’s these jeans
I need to by some more
Why don't you like me?
Try and be like me
I can’t even walk out the door!

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